ugh fine I finally started 1883

I have chosen Binge Mode, since the finale is next week. I watched the pilot when P+ released it on YT, but it's been a while, so I started there again. Impressive production, but the only character I even half-like is Elsa, so this does not bode well.

I already lost track of which episode is which, so here are my ep 1-4 thoughts as they occurred to me:
-why is Forrest Gump in fucking EVERYTHING right now
-adios, Bitchy Aunt, you will not be missed
-Blonde Boyfriend is creepy
-why is everyone such a bitch (this goes double for you, Faith Hill and Sam Elliott)
-I do like ze German Guy
-so much for Creepy Blonde Boyfriend, sorry 'bout your luck Elsa

Sam Elliott in the pilot: if you sleep on the ground, rattlesnakes seeking warmth will sleep with you
everybody in every episode: *sleeps on the ground*

Ep 4-7
-time for the Obligatory James Jordan Appearance
-Mrs. Forrest Gump gets a cameo too? What is this, Couples Hour?
-I guess I officially care about Elsa now, 'cause I get panicky when she's in danger. And her little palamino, too!
-Sam Elliott squeezing Tim McGraw's ass is not something I had on my 1883 Bingo Card XD
-Taylor Sheridan is the new M. Night with his cameos XD

Ep 8-9
-Elsa didn't waste any time. New Dude's an improvement, though.
-wow mom great 'your dreams will die' speech
-Tokala Black Elk! I think he had more to say in this one 1883 ep than he did in all of Yellowstone. XD
-"She's gonna die." OH NO THE HELL SHE'S NOT YOU SHUT YOUR COUNTRY MUSIC ASS UP
-if the Yellowstone is the Yellowstone because of Elsa's grave I SWEAR TO GOD SHERIDAN
(it would appear that I have finally become Emotionally Invested, and I hate it!!!)

YOU'RE A RAT BASTARD, TAYLOR SHERIDAN.

uhhh so Elsa's narration really hits different the second time around