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Tabbynerdicat said:
I can't decide. They were all hilarious. Like:
"That's absurd!"
"You're absurd!"
"What? Say that again to my face!"
"You're absurd!"
"That's absurd!"
"Beautiful, what, are you kidding? More like SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT!"
"But we weren't doing anything-" (Hermione)
"Shut up Potter!"
"Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders."
"What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
"Not so fast, Potter! The scarf of sexual preference!"
"Metrosexual."(scarf)
"Oh, I see. They die because of your massive horse dong."
"We can't expel each other, can we?"
"I won't pretend to know."
"Well then I will. Snape, VANISH!"
"Serpensortia!"
"MY WIENER!"
"So many douchebags in this place. So many douchebags in my face!"
"I can't go to Pigfarts. IT'S ON MARS! You need a rocketship. Do you have a rocketship, Potter? Bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died. Look at this, rocketship Potter, Starkid Potter, Moonshoes Potter. Traversin the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!"
"Hey, Harry Potter."
"Redvines, what the hell can't they do?"
"Don't do it Ron, it's Zefron!"
"I know, he's so charismatic!"
"Where did the poster of Headmaster Zefron go?"
"I don't care for Zac Efron. Taylor Lautner is my man."
"What do you want, you horrid bitch?"
So, yeah. Basically all the Snape, Voldemort, Quirrel, Ron and Umbridge quotes. Oh, and we couldn't forget Dumbledore, could we?
"It's a text from Umbridge! We need to talk ;)"
"Oh I do not envy you! What the devil? It's a PPM from Umbridge! Are you with Dumbledore, did he get my text, now you drag me into this?"
"Did you get my text? Well you didn't text me back!"
BYE
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