Well I'm gonna write now.
Situation 1: Someone asks for water or anything water related:
You want your pool? You want your water. I live inside a water tower. Why don't you try this gusher on for size!
Pretty lame, but I have more,
Situation 2: Someone asks "what did s/he say?":
I think s/he said "Hoiil, how'd you? With the going, you were there but here now, for me to see, how'd ya do?
With haste, to the Maypole, I mean, next,
Situation 3: Someone Knocks on the door:
Nobody get's in to see the wizard not nobody not no how!!
Next situation,
Situation 4: Someone is being a jerk to you or your just like being rude or you just need a good comeback:
Last time I saw a mouth that big it had a fishhook in it.
I love this next one,
Situation 5: Your talking to someone who cusses alot:
Now I'm gonna clean your chimney and if your language is any indication it must be filthy.
I actually got in trouble for saying this one ^ too my mom.
Situation 6: Someone asks you for something to eat and your bored:
We have tang, tang, tang and ohh yeah, tang
Next is another one you should be careful about:
Situation 7: Someone is bothering you, or you need a insult:
Go away, clown man
Don't say this in front of teachers
Situation 8: Your walking into school. Also you don't like school.
I'd like to say how happy I am to be here. I'd also like to stranded on a desert island with~insert name of celebrity you dislike~ I did'nt ask to be here, infact I'm missing a~insert T.Vshow you like here~show here I'M TALKING SACRIFICE HERE. Actually I'm only here because it "ilegal" and all.
^ it helps if you use a Slappy Squirrel accent.
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I'll make a part 2 if you want me too! just comment and tell me. I might add some songs from Animaniacs too.
******
That's all, folks!
Situation 1: Someone asks for water or anything water related:
You want your pool? You want your water. I live inside a water tower. Why don't you try this gusher on for size!
Pretty lame, but I have more,
Situation 2: Someone asks "what did s/he say?":
I think s/he said "Hoiil, how'd you? With the going, you were there but here now, for me to see, how'd ya do?
With haste, to the Maypole, I mean, next,
Situation 3: Someone Knocks on the door:
Nobody get's in to see the wizard not nobody not no how!!
Next situation,
Situation 4: Someone is being a jerk to you or your just like being rude or you just need a good comeback:
Last time I saw a mouth that big it had a fishhook in it.
I love this next one,
Situation 5: Your talking to someone who cusses alot:
Now I'm gonna clean your chimney and if your language is any indication it must be filthy.
I actually got in trouble for saying this one ^ too my mom.
Situation 6: Someone asks you for something to eat and your bored:
We have tang, tang, tang and ohh yeah, tang
Next is another one you should be careful about:
Situation 7: Someone is bothering you, or you need a insult:
Go away, clown man
Don't say this in front of teachers
Situation 8: Your walking into school. Also you don't like school.
I'd like to say how happy I am to be here. I'd also like to stranded on a desert island with~insert name of celebrity you dislike~ I did'nt ask to be here, infact I'm missing a~insert T.Vshow you like here~show here I'M TALKING SACRIFICE HERE. Actually I'm only here because it "ilegal" and all.
^ it helps if you use a Slappy Squirrel accent.
******
I'll make a part 2 if you want me too! just comment and tell me. I might add some songs from Animaniacs too.
******
That's all, folks!
This is great,
this is perfect,
it's always the same thing with cats,
there's always some ignorant human assumin' we like to chase rats!
I'm gettin' real sick of this Stereotypical View!
We can't be controlled and we hate to be told what to do!
They misunderstand us, they can't command us!
We don't purr if we're not in the mood!
Humans believe that the animals love them but
all we want is their food!
I can't take this job, I won't work for
that slob anyhow!
I'm tellin' Runt that
it's over, we're leavin' right now!
this is perfect,
it's always the same thing with cats,
there's always some ignorant human assumin' we like to chase rats!
I'm gettin' real sick of this Stereotypical View!
We can't be controlled and we hate to be told what to do!
They misunderstand us, they can't command us!
We don't purr if we're not in the mood!
Humans believe that the animals love them but
all we want is their food!
I can't take this job, I won't work for
that slob anyhow!
I'm tellin' Runt that
it's over, we're leavin' right now!