I just got kingdom hearts (the first one) from gamestop brand new, so I cracked out the old PS2 and gave it ago. The first thing I noticed was that the title screen didn't have Sora, it was Kairi. "What the hell.." I said as I stared at the picture of Kairi. The song was just a little higher pitch than I remember, I thought it was just me and I pressed New Game. Instandly I was Sora and I was in Hollow Bastion. The KeyBlade was Oath Keeper and you could talk to Kairi. I talked to Kairi and she said "Sora...your time..." Then Kairi disappeared. My controller shaked and the oath keeper started to shine. Texts went onto the screens saying "You really think you can beat me?" black darkness normally from the beginning of the game grabbed Sora down into the pool of darkness and i got a gameover screen. I turned my PS2 off and thought about this, Then I remembered in the beginning of the game it says to take your time....turned it back on, ran fine like nothing ever happened. I went through it about 80% through the game I was in Hallow Bastion and when I face Riku, the texts saying "You really think you can beat me?" showed up again, but instead of Ruki in the Red and black armor and His sword, it was Kairi and she had the Oath Keeper. Kairi blocked all my attacks and one hit killed Sora, but instead of a gameover screen, Kairi said "Sora.....time...". I turned the game off.
*ding dong*
???: oh shi*!
*poof*
???: hello good sirs!
Slender: change back Jack, its us
EJ: Slender! *poof*
Jeff: *sinkers*
EJ: what?
Jeff: you live with Laughing Jack!?
EJ: yes, why?
Jeff: *laughing hard*
Lucius: question... what I have heard about "Laughing Jack", how the hell did he get a mansion!?
Slender: I gave him 20000000$
Lucius: what made you do that?
Slender: I killed his girlfriend and her family
All but Lucius: *back away slowly*
Lucius: 20000000$ is justified now .__.
???: oh shi*!
*poof*
???: hello good sirs!
Slender: change back Jack, its us
EJ: Slender! *poof*
Jeff: *sinkers*
EJ: what?
Jeff: you live with Laughing Jack!?
EJ: yes, why?
Jeff: *laughing hard*
Lucius: question... what I have heard about "Laughing Jack", how the hell did he get a mansion!?
Slender: I gave him 20000000$
Lucius: what made you do that?
Slender: I killed his girlfriend and her family
All but Lucius: *back away slowly*
Lucius: 20000000$ is justified now .__.
*meanwhile in the underworld*
Zalgo: *snickers*
Observer: whats so funny?!
Zalgo: oh, sorry... funny thing on the show
Observer: every one here?
All: yes sir!
Observer: go prepare yourselves for the next attack...
All: yes sir! *all walk away*
Zalgo: hey Observer!
Observer: what...
Zalgo: I got new guys!
Observer: what?
Zalgo: meet Mr. Widemouth
Mr.W: hi!
Zalgo: Lisa
Lisa: hey...
Zalgo: Targeter
Targeter: ...
Zalgo: and Pyris
Pyris: Why am I here again?
Zalgo: they will be are new commanders
Observer: ._.
Zalgo: *snickers*
Observer: whats so funny?!
Zalgo: oh, sorry... funny thing on the show
Observer: every one here?
All: yes sir!
Observer: go prepare yourselves for the next attack...
All: yes sir! *all walk away*
Zalgo: hey Observer!
Observer: what...
Zalgo: I got new guys!
Observer: what?
Zalgo: meet Mr. Widemouth
Mr.W: hi!
Zalgo: Lisa
Lisa: hey...
Zalgo: Targeter
Targeter: ...
Zalgo: and Pyris
Pyris: Why am I here again?
Zalgo: they will be are new commanders
Observer: ._.
Zalgo: finally, my day off...
SL: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: WHAT?
SL: the grunts are having a fight again
Zalgo: then go take care of it
SL: how can I when you only addressed only half of them of my rank!
Zalgo: its my day off
SL: its your kingdom!
Zalgo: its still my day off!
SL: ._.
Zalgo: ._.
SL :c
Zalgo: :c
SL: :P
Zalgo: :P
SL: :l
Zalgo: :l
SL: :[
Zalgo: :[
SL: :B
Zalgo: :B
SL: thats it, im going to play on my DiPod
Zalgo: finally...
Grunt: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: shi*
SL: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: WHAT?
SL: the grunts are having a fight again
Zalgo: then go take care of it
SL: how can I when you only addressed only half of them of my rank!
Zalgo: its my day off
SL: its your kingdom!
Zalgo: its still my day off!
SL: ._.
Zalgo: ._.
SL :c
Zalgo: :c
SL: :P
Zalgo: :P
SL: :l
Zalgo: :l
SL: :[
Zalgo: :[
SL: :B
Zalgo: :B
SL: thats it, im going to play on my DiPod
Zalgo: finally...
Grunt: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: shi*
Me: hi guys im home!
Jeff rip offs: hi!
Jeff: *mph*
Me: what the hell is going on?!
Jeef: Jeff killed my brother
Jef: i have RED eyes
Jeffy: I have two knifes!
Jake: Im his step-brother!
Lucius: *drops cigarette*
*10 minuets later*
Me: did you have to burn my house!?
Lucius: yes
Jeff: what the hell was that?
Lucius: your fan-base
Jeff: im screwed
Me: were the hell am I supposed to live!
Lucius: hey, just walk it off...
Me: I hate you guys so much...
Jeff rip offs: hi!
Jeff: *mph*
Me: what the hell is going on?!
Jeef: Jeff killed my brother
Jef: i have RED eyes
Jeffy: I have two knifes!
Jake: Im his step-brother!
Lucius: *drops cigarette*
*10 minuets later*
Me: did you have to burn my house!?
Lucius: yes
Jeff: what the hell was that?
Lucius: your fan-base
Jeff: im screwed
Me: were the hell am I supposed to live!
Lucius: hey, just walk it off...
Me: I hate you guys so much...
Slender: *grabs Observer*
Observer: Firebrand!
Firebrand: yes sir! [i'm sorry my friends]
*floor catches on fire*
Observer: you will burn and suffer!
Hoody: master! we have to get out of here!
Lucius: hey! someone actually makes since!
Slender: *drops Observer*
Toby: not again!
All: *runs out*
Rake: we have to get out of here!
Observer: *pulls out DiPhone* ZALGO! TELEPORT US OUT OF HERE!
Zalgo: huh? oh come on " how I met your mother" is on
Observer: ZALGO!
Zalgo: fine... *opens portal*
Observer: to the portal!
All: *goes through portal*
Observer: Firebrand!
Firebrand: yes sir! [i'm sorry my friends]
*floor catches on fire*
Observer: you will burn and suffer!
Hoody: master! we have to get out of here!
Lucius: hey! someone actually makes since!
Slender: *drops Observer*
Toby: not again!
All: *runs out*
Rake: we have to get out of here!
Observer: *pulls out DiPhone* ZALGO! TELEPORT US OUT OF HERE!
Zalgo: huh? oh come on " how I met your mother" is on
Observer: ZALGO!
Zalgo: fine... *opens portal*
Observer: to the portal!
All: *goes through portal*