Damon Salvatore Which one of these damon quotes do you think is the funniest?
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(to stefan) "Well...you know, when two lips pucker and they go (makes kissing noi
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"Stake her, rip her head off... something poetic."
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(to stefan) "Are you worried that one day, all the forest animals are gonna band
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(to jeremy) "Look, I don't do the 'Big Brother' thing very well, so I haven't got
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(to katherine) "And the evil slut vampire who only loved herself"
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(to katherine) "Oh, that Damon died a loooong time ago."
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"That's for me to know and for you to dot, dot, dot."
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(to tyler) "Dude? Really? Dude?"
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"If I see something i haven't seen before I'll throw a dollar at it."
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"What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so wipped."
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