Apologies to any fan who hasn't been behaving foolishly in Stratford since the opening of Hamlet- but for anybody else ( and I'm sure you know who you are!) is a piece of autographed merchandise REALLY worth hounding someone for?! Woudln't it be better (and more humane) to forego this rather transitory pleasure out of respect for a persons freedom of movement and general wellbeing? Some consideration for theatre staff, the cast and local people would also be a good idea.