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Is the sentence "If table tennis was easy, it would be called football"! correct?

So I was at this cafe today and saw a dude wearing this t-shirt (it was the football version..we are Germans we don't play baseball or basketball or GOD FORBID Candian hockey*coughlesbiancough*).
Now of course the German version of this sentence is: If table tennis would be easy, it would be called football. Which is incorrect but you hear a lot.
I would say
"If table tennis were easy, it would be called football" much like Beyonce sings: If i WERE a boy.
But somehow..since this is printed on a t-shirt..I thought that maybe both are correct? Or the t-shirt is correct? and I'm wrong?(it happens...)
And if so: when would i use "was" and when would i use "were"?
And also why is it table tennis (two words) but football (one word?)
And why does the spo..club icon look like the "Books to read" one? It had me mighty confused =P

Is the sentence "If table tennis was easy, it would be called football"! correct?
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it is all oddly confusing :S
germany123 posted over a year ago
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I want to know how to play Candian hockey! It sounds delicious! As for the icon, it's because I couldn't think of a good way to indicate the English language without flat text reading "ENGLISH"...that, and I unimaginatively copied Cressida.
harold posted over a year ago
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Cinders said:
The tense in question here is the past link mood of the verb to be, which is the same conjugation with every subject (I were, s/he were, you were, they were, we were).

The subjunctive is employed after the word "if" is used, implying that the following clause is dependent on the first clause. The subjunctive is also used when discussing hypotheticals, or expressing dreams, hopes or aspirations. "I wish I were a rock star," for example, or "If I were you, I'd be more careful."

Therefore, germs, you are correct when you say "If table tennis WERE easy," as it is a conditional sentence. Several native English speakers get this wrong daily.

Also, easy is an adjective, and it is not necessarily a relative adjective, which means that "If table tennis were easy" is AS CORRECT as "If table tennis were easier." The latter sentence implies that table tennis is already easy, whereas the former sentence implies that it is actually difficult.

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posted over a year ago 
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Cinders,Thank you for your excellent explanation.
selvakko posted over a year ago
sparrowpaw101 said:
Neither is correct. The correct way to say this is "If Table Tennis was easier, it would be called Football." You use the word 'Were' when you are talking about more than one thing. Example- "If those people were kinder" or "If that person WAS kinder"
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but you say well beyonce says: if i were a boy..and thats singular!?
germany123 posted over a year ago
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in 'if' sentences we usually use 'were' in all persons
jovia7x posted over a year ago
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Yes.
sparrowpaw101 posted over a year ago
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"If" sentences tend to determine either the conditional tense or subjunctive mood, which I explained in my previous post. That's only if you're curious as to WHY we use "were" in all cases with "if." Grammar is fun!
Cinders posted over a year ago
selvakko said:
If table tennis were easy,it would be called football.
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harold said:
Incorrect.

If it were easy, it would be called badminton.

Unless you know of a weird two-person version of football (get your mind out of the gutter!), there's no comparison, no matter how sissy you might find the sport in question.
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LadyNottingham said:
In your T-shirt example, WAS is correct as it is possible that it may be easy.

While your other example - "if I were a boy" - we use WERE because it is impossible that a girl be a boy. That's what we call an "unreal" or unlikely condition. Like in "If I were you" (like I can't be you).

That's the difference.
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