Hi, this is the best mate de Chandlerfan. I'm sorry to say that she passed away a minute ago, but she managed to whisper into my ear her FP password; her last words were: 'Tell them! I is...no wait, I AM dead. And...get me a subway or something, I'm starving here!' She died from a laughing fit to the brain. She will be missed.
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