The next person to prop me with "Happy Valentine's Day" is getting a long, rusty spike through their eye.

(Although, to those who've already propped me, thank you, you're sweet).

SERIOUSLY THOUGH!

Me and my girls are celebrating Singles Awareness Day. Which happens to come right after Friday the 13th, which my FRIEND said was Guinness Toast Day, but a brief sweep of the internet tells me that Guinness Toast Day is the 20th this year, and so I drank Guinness last night for no reason.

And now my head hurts.

... I am not hung over, though.