Me! I won't do anything bad.

...Well, she'll only have a few scars. And they won't be too noticeable.

I put in as many icons as I could access. When everything is fixed I'll put in the rest.

Anyways, the job is simple enough. Make sure she has food and water, and if necessary fix the internet. She's got a laptop to fanpop and a TiVo full of Buffy, Friends, Simpsons, Smallville, Family Guy, and One Tree Hill. And make sure she gets a walk every day.

Temptasia would be awesome and have her back in one piece.

Me? I'd actually be good, I baby sit 3 children nearly every day, 2 dogs and a lizard and I could take care of her down in hell, she wouldn't get out of line there I tell you.

EDIT: Forgot a 'W'

I'll add you, cowgirl. I just put in random users.

i'm sure you'd all me very good owners but who wouldn't want to be john's pet ;p

Pet-sitters, Debs of the Amazon. And I promise whenever I leave I'll bring back a treat for you!

oh oh irn bru!!! *wags fake tail*

okay this is sounding more distrubed by the minute lol!

I'm in there twice now. Oooh, I wonder who the evil twin is!

Debs of the Amazon, yes, quite disturbing but we're used to you being disturbing =P (joking) I hate irn bru because I can't pronounce 'irn' it's a three letter word that I hate!

Whoops.

And I'll do my best, Debs. I might just kidnap an actor from Buffy for you too. <3

erm..before i actually say yes..is she housetrained?

oh james marsters please :D we'd make good mini pets

yup gerley i am i am also trained to fetch the newspaper

like i said more and more disturbed

I just hope she won't end up with too many bruises from that cane.

Okey dokey. I'll be headed out tomorrow and be back the next day. He will probably be sleeping for a couple hours before the drugs wear off. Remember to keep him tied up until we brainwash him!

And DarkSarcasm, she lives in my house now. In Idaho. Yay, loopholes!

He can burn you to safety (as Hooch would say).

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA­HAH­AHA­HAH­AHA­HAH­HAH­A!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!

I'll look after debs for Spotty.
And i'll allow her to have lots of treats. Lolmwahahaha

That way she'd level up faster, maybe even evolve.

xD! What does she evolve into, Hiro?

umm.. the same thing but with more heads?

just like any pokemon.

i was stuck between john-hooch-DrD