Fanpop Users OLYMPICS: The kingdom of Fanpop can only afford to hire one entertainment act for the opening ceremonies. Who should we book?

Pick one:
Johnminh ~ He does standup while wearing buttless chaps
The Fanpop Four ~ They will shock you with their secret beboxing talent ;D
Cinders ~ Her prop-comedy monologue will have you rolling in the aisle
Knifewrench ~ He will set random things and/or people on fire
Amazondebs ~ Doesn't really have any talent, but she's pretty to look at ;D
Edennirvana ~ She will demonstrate her "how to escape from Hooch" technique
Saul_Mikoliunas ~ I'm secretly convinced she's actually a famous celebrity ;D
Lila856 ~ She will simply wow you with her awesomeness
We don't need an opening act. Let's spend the money on booze instead!!
Forget Booze! We will get drunk on Coke( / Pepsi...
Forget Booze! We will get drunk on Coke( / Pepsi to avoid an argument)instead!
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 chel1395 posted over a year ago
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