You know your obsessed when....

You draw a transmutation circle and hope it works.
You make re-watching FMA part of your daily life.
When you meet a new friend who likes anime you automatically ask them if they like FMA.
If they don't like FMA you never talk to them again.
If they do like FMA you give them a mega jumbo hug.
You adore the voice actors for FMA and watch tons of videos of them at anime cons.
You start comparing FMA to everyday life.
When you see a clothing or symbol similar to FMA you worship it.
You thought or have made your own AMV/manga about FMA.
You consider restyling your hair to the likes of an FMA character.
You name your pets after FMA characters.
You automatically hate Edward Cullen.
You start drawing FMA symbols on your arm.
You consider putting FMA in your license plate when you get your own car.
You are mentally dating one of the FMA characters.

11. When anyone mentions the seven deadly sins you automatically think about the Homunculi
12. Whenever you see a sniper on TV, you automatically think "Riza would do a much better job."
13. You have the entire opening speech memorized
14. You wrote about FMA for your SAT essay because you can find numerous ways to relate anything to FMA
15. You have done reaserch on real Alchemy and the Hermetic arts
16. You have drawn transmutation circles on your homework
17. You think Hiromu Arakawa is a genius
18. You still cry when Hughes dies even though you know excatly what happens
19. You have watched and re-watched the DVD commentaries
20. When you see a miniskirt you smile and imagine Roy giving his infamous miniskirt speech

21. You drew the flame transmutation circle on your mat homework in an effort to burn it and get out of math.
22. You know what the above transmutation was missing (a source of ignition)
23. You join the Miniskirt Army. MSA FOR THE WIN!! (no offense to any Risembool Rangers that might be reading)
24. You make up a song about the Miniskirt Army to the tune of I Am Proud to Be an American (dont ask me for the lyrics though. i have almost completely forgotten it.)
25. You have all of Brotherhood on dvd.
26. You have completely memorised almost every opening theme of Brotherhood IN JAPANESE (all I need is one more). and sing along when you watch it.
27. You introduce your friends to the series who, before FMAB, the only anime they had ever seen was DragonBallZ.
28. You drew a series of pictures of Roy on his birthday
29. You can spell Alphonse using the elements of the periodic table.
30. You love your school only because its mascot is the mustang. (Rancho Pico mustangs!)

31. You think you're Alphonse because your initials spell "AL".
32. You buy too much FMA merchandise instead of saving your money.
33. Your birthday cake has all the main characters from FMA on it.
34. You collect FMA action figures.
35. Almost everything you draw is somehow FMA related.
36. You call your brother "brother!" and "niisan!" in Al's voice instead of calling him by his real name.
37. You re-watch a lot of episodes, if not all of them.
38. You named your pet bird "Ed" because he has a yellow crest that looks like a short fuse on his head. xD And he likes to bite and get angry a lot.
39. You want to dye your hair blonde just so you can pretend you're Edward Elric, although you know you'll never, I repeat NEVER be anywhere near as short as he is! :D
40. You try your best not to point and laugh at short people walking by, even though you really want to.
41. You can't go even ONE day without thinking about Edward Elric. <3 He's just soooooooo amazing and beautiful! Automail, alchemy and all! ~*o*~

Almost all your thoughts are about FMA.
You stay up until midnight watching FMA.
You and ur friends have formed a FMA fanclub at school and talk nonstop about it.

When you meet a another fangirl at a party and talk nonstop about ed the entire time

11. When you fantasize about being Mrs.Elric

I apogize if I repeat any that were already said.
But my list includes...
11. You memorized the entire Equivalent Exchange, Tiny Miniskirts, I Love Dogs, Ed's Impression of Roy, and various other speeches.
12. You memorize how to draw various transmutation circles and spaz out like Ed when they don't work.
13. Your favorite element on the Periodic Table is Aluminum because its abreviation is "AL".
14. You constantly scream "Alphonse!" at random points and times.
15. You ramble on about it for hours until your sister slaps you and starts talking about the Problem Sloverz (I hate the Problem Sloverz).
16. You bought a bottle of lotion, put sparkles in it, made a new lable for it, and declared it "Armstrong's New Sparkle Lotion!".
17. You plan on getting a tattoo of a transmutation circle.
18. You take a wrench almost everywhere you go and bonk people on the head with it, trying to act like Winry.
19. Your walls in your bedroom are covered with drawings of FMA characters .
20. Everytime you see a palm tree, you imagine it's Envy and start yelling at it.
21. You convice your 70 year old aunt to start watching it.
22. When you recite the Equivalent exchange speech, your friends join in because you said it so many times they memorized it as well.
:3