Someone plz HELP ME I need to know on how to become a real mermaid and plz don't say look on the Internet. I have already done that real working ones

Hi! Lucky u I have tons of spells! Here's my best!
Go into a shower, put your favourite necklace on and then close your eyes and say this spell slowly:

Magic spirits of the deep
i would like a tail not two feet
beauty be upon me
fish all kinds let me see
when i'm finished in the sea
when i'm dry my feet return to me

Once you have said that get out of the shower and dry your self and you should be a mermaid next time you have touched water.

Rules
1. It takes one drop so be careful
2. It takes ten seconds
3. Don't be scared if different powers find you so try and use them for good
4. DO NOT look at the full moon or who knows what will happen without you knowing
5. Enjoy!

There you go, no salt :)

try this my friend tried this and it worked, but be wary of anything *ahem* ...fishy...on becoming a mermaid

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if you want to know how to become a mermaid i will tell you h2o is just a show so its not really showing you how to become a mermaid so to become one get a tail like i did then wait till you turn 13 when you do you will be chosen to be a mermaid or not i was chosen

get about 50-100 fish get glue and neddle and thred then sow your legs together than glue scales on

HELP i want to be an H2O just add water mermaid for real ive tried so many tried so many spells and it dosent work please i need help i do believe in mermaids i do believe that the spells will work but it dosent work 😞😔☹️😭