Ways to kill Dylan...

You could:
A. Chop off his wings while asleep and then push him off an airplane.

B. Drop a very overweight woman on him when he least expects it.

C. When he TRIES to kiss Max, run up and stab him in the back.

Tell Max that Dylan hacked Fang's blog and posted MAX <3 DYLAN on everything.

XD He IS a kumquat!
1. Dylan is magically transported into the world of Angry Birds. The birds mistake him for a green pig, so they fling themselves at him. It is inevitable that he dies.
2. Gazzy dares Dylan to eat the orange that's been sitting on my kitchen counter for weeks. He dies from a seizure.
3. Dylan is trampled to death by Fang's millions of fangirls. Enough said.

I still like Dylan. Fang should die for being so unpredictable all the time. Oh wait. Leaving the flock is actually quite predictable these days.

LOLOL I have a way to kill him off...but it's kinda too long to put on here XD Here's the link:

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1. Destroyed by Gazzy. You don't want to know how...
2. Killed by Max once she realizes that he read her diary and wrote Dylan is EPIC!!!!! On every page since she met him.
3. My tiny, fluffy Maltese's rip him to death.
4. Nudge talks him to death.

y would u want to kill him thats sooo wrong!!!

1.Max cooks for him
2.Have a house drop on him like the evil witch
thats all for now and for your answers to why BECAUSE WE CAN AND HE SHOULD

this is a mean topic. :( i love dylan!i think hes
sweet.i used to like fang but now i dont after he
replaced max with MAYA(max's clone)So yeah i like
dylan!
P.S its my opinion

1) shoot him in the head
2) behead him
3) Fang kills him :D
4) fangirls attack

I love this topic~

1)Send him to the world of Percy Jackson with Snakes on his head
2)Stuff him under my bed (you don't want to know)
3)remove all mirrors from sight for weeks
4)lock him in a closet with Gazzy after giving him extra bean burritos
5)lock him in same closet w/ Nudge after giving her 20 cups of coffee
6)set me on him
=)