Spike:Ugh,another beer I say.I want more.
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give you them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET OUT OF HERE!
Harmony:*uses fire*
Peter:He is in the bathroom!
Harmony:Good!I am glad you talked!Daddy!
Spike:Get away!I never loved you,and I will never love you!*cries*
Harmony:Wha...I got to be strong.Very well,I will be on my way!*flies to castle,tells story to Twilight*Oh,aunty!It's terrible I say!
Twilight:I know.You can stay here as long as you want.You will learn with me.*smiles*
Harmony:*smiles*Okay!I would love to!Thanks aunty!*hugs her*
Twilight:Now,let's show little Rarity some real tricks!*smirk*
Rarity:Now,you should be going Sweetie Belle!
Sweetie Belle:Okay.Bye!
Rarity:Oh,Twilight.Hey!
Twilight:We got to talk,now!
Rarity:About..What?
Twilight:Harmony!
Rarity:Oh,always Harmony,Harmony,Harmony.
Twilight:Rarity,you know I am waiting for a child,but I haven't saw a pony that doesn't love her child.
Rarity:She is Spike's daughter.She's just like him!
Twilight:Oh,so you hate them both!No I am double angry!I will be Harmony's new mom!
Rarity:Deal!I never loved her!
Twilight:Goodbye!*goes to Harmony*Harmony,you will now call me mom!
Harmony:It's very awesome!I don't want that stupid dad or stupid mom!
Twilight:SH Harmony.Hush now.You are with me.You are safe with me!
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give you them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET OUT OF HERE!
Harmony:*uses fire*
Peter:He is in the bathroom!
Harmony:Good!I am glad you talked!Daddy!
Spike:Get away!I never loved you,and I will never love you!*cries*
Harmony:Wha...I got to be strong.Very well,I will be on my way!*flies to castle,tells story to Twilight*Oh,aunty!It's terrible I say!
Twilight:I know.You can stay here as long as you want.You will learn with me.*smiles*
Harmony:*smiles*Okay!I would love to!Thanks aunty!*hugs her*
Twilight:Now,let's show little Rarity some real tricks!*smirk*
Rarity:Now,you should be going Sweetie Belle!
Sweetie Belle:Okay.Bye!
Rarity:Oh,Twilight.Hey!
Twilight:We got to talk,now!
Rarity:About..What?
Twilight:Harmony!
Rarity:Oh,always Harmony,Harmony,Harmony.
Twilight:Rarity,you know I am waiting for a child,but I haven't saw a pony that doesn't love her child.
Rarity:She is Spike's daughter.She's just like him!
Twilight:Oh,so you hate them both!No I am double angry!I will be Harmony's new mom!
Rarity:Deal!I never loved her!
Twilight:Goodbye!*goes to Harmony*Harmony,you will now call me mom!
Harmony:It's very awesome!I don't want that stupid dad or stupid mom!
Twilight:SH Harmony.Hush now.You are with me.You are safe with me!
"Well.. I guess I should get going" Ditto said, starting to leave.
"Wait.. One last favour sweetie... How would you feel about being the next captain?" Celestia asked.
".. What?" Ditto asked, a bit confused.
"As you may or may not being aware.. Shining Armour and his lovely wife are too busy with The Crystal Empire.. So the guards need a new leader. And they saw how skilled of a fighter you are.. So they want you" Celestia replied.
"Oh.. Well., Guess I could do that.. I mean.. Why not" Ditto replied.
"(kisses his cheek) Good boy.. Let me show you to your new office" Celestia said, and lead him further into the castle.
"Wait.. One last favour sweetie... How would you feel about being the next captain?" Celestia asked.
".. What?" Ditto asked, a bit confused.
"As you may or may not being aware.. Shining Armour and his lovely wife are too busy with The Crystal Empire.. So the guards need a new leader. And they saw how skilled of a fighter you are.. So they want you" Celestia replied.
"Oh.. Well., Guess I could do that.. I mean.. Why not" Ditto replied.
"(kisses his cheek) Good boy.. Let me show you to your new office" Celestia said, and lead him further into the castle.