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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West and Meadow West from Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 79: Gordon Loses His Marbles
Date: August 26, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:59 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Percy was about to walk into the station when he saw a little puppy standing by the entrance.
Percy: *Sits next to puppy* Hey there little guy. Did you run away? I'm gonna pick you up now, and show you to my boss. I gotta get you back to wherever you came from, and I need to tell my boss about this so he won't think that I'm ditching work. *Picks up puppy, and walks into station*
Pete: *In his office reading a book*
Percy: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Come in.
Percy: I can't sir, it's locked.
Pete: I've been so interested in this book I forgot about locking the door. *Grabs key, then walks to door. He unlocks it*
Percy: I just found this puppy, and I was wondering if you know where it belongs.
Pete: Oh, that's my neighbor's dog. You know where my house is right?
Percy: Yeah.
Pete: On the house to the right of mine, that's where the dog belongs. Bring him there for me?
Percy: I'm on it. *Walks away with the dog*
Pete: *Hears his phone ringing, and answers it* Hello?
Gordon: *In a hotel* Hi Pete. I'm coming back from vacation now.
Pete: How was Chicagoat?
Gordon: Windier then I imagined. It's so cold you could expect snow.
Pete: In August?
Gordon: Anyway, you'll never guess what happened to me yesterday.
Pete: What happened?
Gordon: I found this beautiful mare, and just when I was about to ask her out, these gangsters came, and pushed me away from her.
Pete: Well, gangsters are assholes. You be careful coming back here, okay?
Gordon: Yeah, I got it. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Puts phone away, then gets back to reading his book* I'm surprised Gordon didn't shout out-
Gordon: COFFEE CREME!!!
Everypony stared at him.
Gordon: I'm uh.. Looking for my lost dog, Coffee Creme.
Hotel Pony: Dogs are not allowed at this hotel.
Gordon: I was just about to check out anyway. *Leaves hotel* I was so close to not shouting her name. Everytime I see a beautiful mare, I think about her, and I miss her. I just want her back. *Gets into taxi*
Taxi Pony: I'm off duty.
Gordon: I don't care! Get me to Union Station.
Taxi Pony: It's right across the street.
Gordon: Then you shouldn't have a problem getting me there.
Taxi Pony: *Drives to Union Street* Satisfied?
Gordon: No. Get on the steps.
Taxi Pony: I'll lose my job.
Gordon: I'll die if I have to walk for long distances. Car, on the steps. Move it.
Taxi Pony: *Drives taxi onto steps*
Gordon: Thank you. *Gets out of taxi, and walks into the station*
2 B Continued
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West and Meadow West from Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 79: Gordon Loses His Marbles
Date: August 26, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:59 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Percy was about to walk into the station when he saw a little puppy standing by the entrance.
Percy: *Sits next to puppy* Hey there little guy. Did you run away? I'm gonna pick you up now, and show you to my boss. I gotta get you back to wherever you came from, and I need to tell my boss about this so he won't think that I'm ditching work. *Picks up puppy, and walks into station*
Pete: *In his office reading a book*
Percy: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Come in.
Percy: I can't sir, it's locked.
Pete: I've been so interested in this book I forgot about locking the door. *Grabs key, then walks to door. He unlocks it*
Percy: I just found this puppy, and I was wondering if you know where it belongs.
Pete: Oh, that's my neighbor's dog. You know where my house is right?
Percy: Yeah.
Pete: On the house to the right of mine, that's where the dog belongs. Bring him there for me?
Percy: I'm on it. *Walks away with the dog*
Pete: *Hears his phone ringing, and answers it* Hello?
Gordon: *In a hotel* Hi Pete. I'm coming back from vacation now.
Pete: How was Chicagoat?
Gordon: Windier then I imagined. It's so cold you could expect snow.
Pete: In August?
Gordon: Anyway, you'll never guess what happened to me yesterday.
Pete: What happened?
Gordon: I found this beautiful mare, and just when I was about to ask her out, these gangsters came, and pushed me away from her.
Pete: Well, gangsters are assholes. You be careful coming back here, okay?
Gordon: Yeah, I got it. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Puts phone away, then gets back to reading his book* I'm surprised Gordon didn't shout out-
Gordon: COFFEE CREME!!!
Everypony stared at him.
Gordon: I'm uh.. Looking for my lost dog, Coffee Creme.
Hotel Pony: Dogs are not allowed at this hotel.
Gordon: I was just about to check out anyway. *Leaves hotel* I was so close to not shouting her name. Everytime I see a beautiful mare, I think about her, and I miss her. I just want her back. *Gets into taxi*
Taxi Pony: I'm off duty.
Gordon: I don't care! Get me to Union Station.
Taxi Pony: It's right across the street.
Gordon: Then you shouldn't have a problem getting me there.
Taxi Pony: *Drives to Union Street* Satisfied?
Gordon: No. Get on the steps.
Taxi Pony: I'll lose my job.
Gordon: I'll die if I have to walk for long distances. Car, on the steps. Move it.
Taxi Pony: *Drives taxi onto steps*
Gordon: Thank you. *Gets out of taxi, and walks into the station*
2 B Continued
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE HAY IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. You can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE HAY IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. You can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who you calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot by a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who you calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot by a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a cloud of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a cloud of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.