Granny Smith: You ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.
Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?
Granny Smith: What're you doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?
Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of hay from you? I forgot to stock up on food for Angel, and you do seem to have quite a lot.
Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what lurks inside?
Fluttershy: Oh, I'm sure I don't.
Granny Smith: Is that a mummified pony that just leaped out at ya?
Fluttershy: I don't know. Is it?
Master Sword: (plays along) yeah. And what's that crunchin' sound beneath yer hooves? Maybe it's the bones of ponies that didn't make it out alive!
Fluttershy: B-B-B-B-Bones?!
Master Sword: And are those peeled grapes or a thousand slimy eyeballs starin' at ya from beyond the grave?
Fluttershy: Please tell me they're grapes!
Granny Smith: Oh, I'll never tell. [spooky laugh).
Fluttershy: [frightened sobs]
Granny Smith: Huh. I wonder what got stuck in her craw?
Master Sword: Beats me.. Let's just get back.
Granny Smith: Remember.. No swearing this year.
Master Sword: I don't swear THAT much.. (bangs into pole, causing him to scream out every swear word in existence.
Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?
Granny Smith: What're you doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?
Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of hay from you? I forgot to stock up on food for Angel, and you do seem to have quite a lot.
Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what lurks inside?
Fluttershy: Oh, I'm sure I don't.
Granny Smith: Is that a mummified pony that just leaped out at ya?
Fluttershy: I don't know. Is it?
Master Sword: (plays along) yeah. And what's that crunchin' sound beneath yer hooves? Maybe it's the bones of ponies that didn't make it out alive!
Fluttershy: B-B-B-B-Bones?!
Master Sword: And are those peeled grapes or a thousand slimy eyeballs starin' at ya from beyond the grave?
Fluttershy: Please tell me they're grapes!
Granny Smith: Oh, I'll never tell. [spooky laugh).
Fluttershy: [frightened sobs]
Granny Smith: Huh. I wonder what got stuck in her craw?
Master Sword: Beats me.. Let's just get back.
Granny Smith: Remember.. No swearing this year.
Master Sword: I don't swear THAT much.. (bangs into pole, causing him to scream out every swear word in existence.
To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:
"I love to drink me some beer and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I love my truck to drive in and shoot deer."
How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock or rap?
I just hate country music, and if you like it, don't send me hate.
"I love to drink me some beer and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I love my truck to drive in and shoot deer."
How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock or rap?
I just hate country music, and if you like it, don't send me hate.
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof by behaving like AppleaJack.
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten said nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave you alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad you to know you actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten said a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. You wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten said excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten said nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave you alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad you to know you actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten said a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. You wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten said excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..