| Follow him everywhere but to the restroom and when... |
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Follow him everywhere but to the restroom and when he asks why say "I hate dull
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| Tell him you&# 39; re using his Icha Icha collection as... |
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Tell him you're using his Icha Icha collection as fuel for the fire.
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| Say, &# 34; That&# 39; s seems far too young for a man with... |
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Say, "That's seems far too young for a man with THAT much grey hair"
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| Act like his mother, with an French accent. |
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Act like his mother, with an French accent.
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| Wear sparkly, glow- in- the- dark plastic fangs and... |
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Wear sparkly, glow-in-the-dark plastic fangs and pop out from under the bed
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| Send a note to Iruka saying Kakashi loves him. |
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Send a note to Iruka saying Kakashi loves him.
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| Spray water on his crotch in public, making it... |
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Spray water on his crotch in public, making it seem like he wet his pants
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| Send him pink roses while he&# 39; s on a mission. |
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Send him pink roses while he's on a mission.
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| Pay Naruto to seduce him with Sexy no Jutsu. |
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Pay Naruto to seduce him with Sexy no Jutsu.
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Dress up like him, act like him, and follow him around. / Drop an eraser on his h
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take his book.
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