what is your favorite NCIS quote?

there are so many but here are some of my favorites.

McGee: Is that pastrami?
Tony: Mmmmhmmm.
McGee: Can I have some?
Tony: Nuhuh.
McGee: Come on! You know I didn't have lunch!
Tony: Want my pickle?
McGee: I hate pickles.
Tony: I know...
McGee: (After Tony stuffs remainder of sandwich in his mouth.) I hope you choke on that.

(After Mcgee combindes Jenny and Gibbs on the thing that shows what your baby would look like)
Ziva: Wow, not a bad match.
Tony: Yeah, even with Gibbs as a dad i'd date her.
Gibbs: Never more than once DiNozzo!

Tony: It's like when you bring a date home you want them to like you. You dont introduce them to your weird uncle Jethro till like the fifth date!
Gibbs: Since when are you an excpert on fifth dates DiNozzo??
Tony: You are very right Boss.

I have a ton of favorite quotes but these are my favorites:
- "Nothing is ivevitable" Ziva
- "You got to trust your judgement,Ziva. The moment you don't, it wont be almost" Gibbs
- "I will kill you 18 different ways with this paperclip." Ziva
- "If you want someone dead, you knock on their door, they answer, you shoot. Easy." Ziva
- "I am one of the few people in this world that can kill you without leaving any forensic evidence." Abby
- "If you stop forcing things they will come to you." Ziva

I have so many to choose from, but if I had to pick a few, I'd have to pick these:

1) That was definitly not your knee.-Ziva
2) Never more than once, DiNozzo.-Gibbs
3) Psycho. He has his moments.-Ziva and Gibbs

Love these quotes. My friend and I can quote several full episodes :)

Mine would have 2 b the rules.
#1-Never let suspescts sit together
#2-Always wear gloves on a crime scene
#9-Always carry a knife.
#12-Never Date a co-worker.
I only put my favorites down. I know soooo many more.

I really love it when Gibbs and Dinozzo's are funny but one of my favorite quotes of all time is during the episode Dagger when Tony is texting the bad guy on screen.
Bad guy:Do you have it?"
Tony texts back: "Lee has it."
Bad guy: "Get it now!"
Gibbs tells Tony to reply that Lee has a gun on him, and that he'll get Domino when she gets her girl.
Tony types: "Domino for the girl. She's got a gun. This chick is crazy."

my all time favorite is in undercovers

Ziva: Think they bought it?
Tony: I did.
Ziva: That's fairly obvious.
Tony: For your information, that's my knee.
Ziva: Whatever. You can get off me now.
Tony: It's only been ten minutes. I have a reputation to protect.
Ziva: We not even sure if we're under surveillance yet Tony.
Tony: You can't be too careful when you're under cover. Let's give it another forty minutes just to be realistic! [edit]
Tony: What was that for?
Ziva: Because that was definitely not your knee. [

In episode 1 of season 4 when Ziva is framed for the murder of two FBI agents and espionage and she calls Gibbs for help and he asks what he can do about it when he's 3000 miles away and she wipes away her tear and says, "save me". It's really touching because it's one of the rare times you see Ziva open up and it just emphasizes how much like Father and Daughter he and Ziva really are. In her time of need he is the only one she relies on.
Or in Season 7 when Tony is captured in order to rescue Ziva and after he is drugged with truth serum he tells Ziva the reason he has come for her is because he "can't live without her". It's complex character profiles and relationships like that that make this show so amazing!

"campfire"
"abbey slapped ziva and then ziva slapped her back"-McGee
"Chic fight i missed it!" -Tony

all of Gibbs Rules
"Big D little i Big N little ozzo" - Tony