Skipper stretched and yawned. This sun was making him feel lazy. It was a really hot September. And it was also his second year at that school.
- It's nearly summer - he heard. He turned his head.
- Marlene - he smiled - Nice to see you again.
Marlene also smiled.
- Waitin for the newbies? - she asked. She knew that Skipper likes girls. All girls. She didn't care, it was kinda fun for her.
- Yup. And here they come - said Skipper. He posed and he smiled. He was handsome, popular and really cool. What else he needed to date every girl he wanted to date with?
- Ready, steady - laughed Marlene.
- And away we go! - smiled Skipper. They were always finishing each other's quotes.
The girls were coming. The Newbie Girls Review started.
- So, there ya go... What do ya think? - asked Marlene.
-I'm seeking for the right girl...No, no, no... Maybe this one? Nah, I don't like her legs.
- Legs?! - asked Marlene - Skippy, do ya REALLY care bout da legs?
- Of course I do, sista - he answered - They're important!
- So - asked she - what do you think bout mine?
Skipper stared at her. Marlene turned red and said just:
- Ah. Oh, ya.
Skipper smiled. He loves doing this!
- Let's better go back to the Newbie Review. No, no, no... Wait wait wait! That's my baby...
- Who? - asked Marlene, still red.
- See? The hippie girl.
- I thought ya hate hippies, Skipp?
- Yup, but this one... Those blond fluffy hair, flowery shirt and those funny hippie pants... Oooh, baby!
- I'm pretty sure that it won't end well - said Marlene, staring at Skipper.
Skipper looked at her.
- Twenty bucks it'll be my best date this year.
- Deal - said Marlene, looking into his eyes.
- Deal - he said and he went after the hippie.
Skipper followed the hippie. She was standing in the middle af the hall, looking for somebody - or maybe it was just Skippy's impression? The bad thing was that he couldn't see her face - it was hiding under big Lennon-style glasses. Skipper messed his hair (all the girls says that he looks 'so totally cute!' when his hair is messed) and went to the hippie.
- Hi sweet - he said and he touched her arm - What is a girl like you doing here alone?
The hippie turned red.
- Ummm... - she said.
- Aah, you've moved, right? And now you're in our class... Mmm, I can't wait to meet you - said Skipper with a smile that gives every girl a heard attack.
- Y-y-yes... - said hippie, sill red.
- So, what's your name, sweetheart? - asked Skipper, embracing the hippie's waist.
- K-kelno Frederick Blowhole - answered the hippie.
- Say WHAT?! - asked Skipper - You're not a girl?!!
- See? - said Marlene, when he paid her - Don't be such a womanizer!
- I prefer 'playboy', Marlene - said Skipper and sighed. He just didn't know that Kelno would be his mortal enemy. Well, maybe he knew, but he thought that 'the Hippie Freak' will forgive him, one fine day...
- Hey, know what? - he said, looking into Marlene's eyes.
- What? - she asked.
- Blowhole's got better waist than you! - he laughed and run away before she slapped him.
Where was the rest of the team? Well, that's another story...
~M
- It's nearly summer - he heard. He turned his head.
- Marlene - he smiled - Nice to see you again.
Marlene also smiled.
- Waitin for the newbies? - she asked. She knew that Skipper likes girls. All girls. She didn't care, it was kinda fun for her.
- Yup. And here they come - said Skipper. He posed and he smiled. He was handsome, popular and really cool. What else he needed to date every girl he wanted to date with?
- Ready, steady - laughed Marlene.
- And away we go! - smiled Skipper. They were always finishing each other's quotes.
The girls were coming. The Newbie Girls Review started.
- So, there ya go... What do ya think? - asked Marlene.
-I'm seeking for the right girl...No, no, no... Maybe this one? Nah, I don't like her legs.
- Legs?! - asked Marlene - Skippy, do ya REALLY care bout da legs?
- Of course I do, sista - he answered - They're important!
- So - asked she - what do you think bout mine?
Skipper stared at her. Marlene turned red and said just:
- Ah. Oh, ya.
Skipper smiled. He loves doing this!
- Let's better go back to the Newbie Review. No, no, no... Wait wait wait! That's my baby...
- Who? - asked Marlene, still red.
- See? The hippie girl.
- I thought ya hate hippies, Skipp?
- Yup, but this one... Those blond fluffy hair, flowery shirt and those funny hippie pants... Oooh, baby!
- I'm pretty sure that it won't end well - said Marlene, staring at Skipper.
Skipper looked at her.
- Twenty bucks it'll be my best date this year.
- Deal - said Marlene, looking into his eyes.
- Deal - he said and he went after the hippie.
Skipper followed the hippie. She was standing in the middle af the hall, looking for somebody - or maybe it was just Skippy's impression? The bad thing was that he couldn't see her face - it was hiding under big Lennon-style glasses. Skipper messed his hair (all the girls says that he looks 'so totally cute!' when his hair is messed) and went to the hippie.
- Hi sweet - he said and he touched her arm - What is a girl like you doing here alone?
The hippie turned red.
- Ummm... - she said.
- Aah, you've moved, right? And now you're in our class... Mmm, I can't wait to meet you - said Skipper with a smile that gives every girl a heard attack.
- Y-y-yes... - said hippie, sill red.
- So, what's your name, sweetheart? - asked Skipper, embracing the hippie's waist.
- K-kelno Frederick Blowhole - answered the hippie.
- Say WHAT?! - asked Skipper - You're not a girl?!!
- See? - said Marlene, when he paid her - Don't be such a womanizer!
- I prefer 'playboy', Marlene - said Skipper and sighed. He just didn't know that Kelno would be his mortal enemy. Well, maybe he knew, but he thought that 'the Hippie Freak' will forgive him, one fine day...
- Hey, know what? - he said, looking into Marlene's eyes.
- What? - she asked.
- Blowhole's got better waist than you! - he laughed and run away before she slapped him.
Where was the rest of the team? Well, that's another story...
~M
TDH: this is a remake to the movie with the same title. The character's personalities may be somewhat altered to fit the characters from the movie. Please read and review. Rated T for sexuality and some language.
Narrator: This is a story of Boy meets Girl.
The boy, Kowalski, grew up thinking he'd never truly be happy until the day he met The One. This belief stands from early exposure to Skipper's hard training and being cooped up in his lab making recipes for disaster.
The girl, Summer, did not share this belief. Since the separation from her family, she only loved two things. The first was her long feathery hair. The second was how easily she could cut it off, and feel nothing.
Kowalski meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately, she is who he's been searching for.
This is a story of Boy meets Girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a love story.
Narrator: This is a story of Boy meets Girl.
The boy, Kowalski, grew up thinking he'd never truly be happy until the day he met The One. This belief stands from early exposure to Skipper's hard training and being cooped up in his lab making recipes for disaster.
The girl, Summer, did not share this belief. Since the separation from her family, she only loved two things. The first was her long feathery hair. The second was how easily she could cut it off, and feel nothing.
Kowalski meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately, she is who he's been searching for.
This is a story of Boy meets Girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a love story.
Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish writing now, coz SOME RANDOM FAG ON FANPOP IS READING MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.
Well you guys, i wuz on myspace and found out dat da penguins have 4 myspaces... 1 for all of dem n 3 individual ones (private dont got one cuz he too young) its like sooo awesome! if yall wud like to chek it out den here are da links to all of em!!! enjoy peoples!!!
Penguins of Madagascar (all of them) :
link
Skipper:
link
Kowalski:
link
Rico:
link
To me Kowalski's is da awesomest cuz he spent ALOT of time on his, den Skippers but his dont got info on it and den rico's it has nutin on it really but oh well...dan all together is awesome as well...
KOWALSKI'S MYSPACE RAWWWKKSSS!
Penguins of Madagascar (all of them) :
link
Skipper:
link
Kowalski:
link
Rico:
link
To me Kowalski's is da awesomest cuz he spent ALOT of time on his, den Skippers but his dont got info on it and den rico's it has nutin on it really but oh well...dan all together is awesome as well...
KOWALSKI'S MYSPACE RAWWWKKSSS!