OMG my friend is so weird! she made this story and emailed it to me. O_O
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Kowalski: And so Private, thats how you must be sure your food is dead before you eat it.
Private: but I already knew that Kowalski!
Kowalski: It's Science, you'll have to use it in your life sometimes
Private: B-but. WHY?
Kowalski: Never Mind that, go.. go to Marlene.. or something..
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Private: Why is everyone so weird?
*Maurice runs by in a 14th century type of royal outfit*
Maurice: Oh crap, I'm late! the king is going to kill me!
Private: *blinks twice* Where is he going? Wait! Where are you going? *starts running*
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Private: I had sworn he went into the reptile house.. *falls into a hole* HOLY CRAP!!!
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*private falls down into a room with doors*
Private: amazing! these doors are just my size! but where do they lead to? *jiggles a handle* won't open..
*he tries others but still won't work*
oh no, don't tell me I'm stuck in here...
wait,
*where he had fell there was a large curtain with a pull rope, when he had opened it, there was a small door.*
Private: could this be it? but it is too small to open. i would have to be Rat sized. unlike a plumpy penguin like me.
*Then suddenly, a small table with a key on it appeared* Ooh! This must open the door! but, i'm still too big. *a bottle appears*
looks like juice! *waddles over* but where did this come from? oh well, finders keepers, thats what Skippa taught me. *drinks* mmm! i wish i had-*then suddenly he grew small* now I can go through the door! oh no, i forgot the key! but I'm way to small to climb or handle the key!
*then on the floor, a little box appeared*
Mm? whats this? *opens, and to discover a box of butterscotch* I might be small, but i have a huge appetite for some butterscotch! *licks and grows huge* now i can get the key *grows again* oh dear, *grows* Heelp! *bangs head on ceiling* oh no! I'm to huge! *sniff* i can't even see the key because I'm to.. WAAHHHHH.
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yea i can't continue, she hasn't finished yet. she has school >_<
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Kowalski: And so Private, thats how you must be sure your food is dead before you eat it.
Private: but I already knew that Kowalski!
Kowalski: It's Science, you'll have to use it in your life sometimes
Private: B-but. WHY?
Kowalski: Never Mind that, go.. go to Marlene.. or something..
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Private: Why is everyone so weird?
*Maurice runs by in a 14th century type of royal outfit*
Maurice: Oh crap, I'm late! the king is going to kill me!
Private: *blinks twice* Where is he going? Wait! Where are you going? *starts running*
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Private: I had sworn he went into the reptile house.. *falls into a hole* HOLY CRAP!!!
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*private falls down into a room with doors*
Private: amazing! these doors are just my size! but where do they lead to? *jiggles a handle* won't open..
*he tries others but still won't work*
oh no, don't tell me I'm stuck in here...
wait,
*where he had fell there was a large curtain with a pull rope, when he had opened it, there was a small door.*
Private: could this be it? but it is too small to open. i would have to be Rat sized. unlike a plumpy penguin like me.
*Then suddenly, a small table with a key on it appeared* Ooh! This must open the door! but, i'm still too big. *a bottle appears*
looks like juice! *waddles over* but where did this come from? oh well, finders keepers, thats what Skippa taught me. *drinks* mmm! i wish i had-*then suddenly he grew small* now I can go through the door! oh no, i forgot the key! but I'm way to small to climb or handle the key!
*then on the floor, a little box appeared*
Mm? whats this? *opens, and to discover a box of butterscotch* I might be small, but i have a huge appetite for some butterscotch! *licks and grows huge* now i can get the key *grows again* oh dear, *grows* Heelp! *bangs head on ceiling* oh no! I'm to huge! *sniff* i can't even see the key because I'm to.. WAAHHHHH.
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yea i can't continue, she hasn't finished yet. she has school >_<
There she was,
As lovely as can be..
An angel from the sky,
There in front of me..
Feathers as soft as silk,
And eyes of piercing blue..
A soul beautiful inside and out,
Deep love for her I grew..
Into my flippers we embrace,
A kiss I lay upon her beak..
My soul mate full of elegant grace,
A returned kiss upon my cheek..
My love for her is like no other..
A vision of beauty just for me,
Never will I lay my eyes upon another,
My lovely lady as can be..
Not even a Light Year could I explain..
Breath taken directly from my soul,
This feeling launched deep into my brain,
Old together we will grow..
Sweet rose petals I lay down as she walks..
Her smile she gives towards me,
Beautiful emotion, the way she talks,
Side by side we may be..
Here she stands in front of me,
With eyes of piercing blue..
Deep love for her I grew,
My lovely lady as can be...