I wrote this a couple months ago and..... I'm not 100% sure why I'm choosing to post it now... but........ Whatever.
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Julien: ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!
Skipper: ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Private: ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Rico: BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA
BBBBLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Kowalski: ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Marlene: ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Even though gold laser flares are completely ridiculous for a Christmas present…But hey, I’m not complaining!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Roger: ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LAZER-RIFLES! Best present eva! XD
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Maurice: ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Man, I’m going to try this out right now!!!
Skipper: Not in the HQ, soldier.
Kowalski: Oh, what?!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Fred: ON THE NINETH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME
9.…uh, 9! Uh,
ON THE NINETH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, THIS IS WHAT I WANT!
TO REMEMBER 9 THINGS TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME!
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUTARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Hehe, this‘ll show Skipper…*Laser noises*
Private: Ah! My eye!
Skipper: Kowalski!
Kowalski: My bad!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BAND-AIDS
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Mort: ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME!
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES!
Skipper: Oh no you don’t. Give it here.
Kowalski: But I…
Skipper: Kowalski.
Kowalski: *Sniffs* *Hands laser to Skipper*
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Roy: ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME!
11 EAR PLUGS
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES that someone stole from me. Eh hem, Skipper!
Skipper: Hey, that was on you.
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Burt: ON THE TWELTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME!
12 TONS OF PEANUTS
11 EAR PLUGS
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES that broke my heart... *Sniffs* ...Well, and Private's cornea...
Skipper: Aw, what the heck, it’s Christmas! *Hands laser gun to Kowalski*
Kowalski: *Squeals* Ah! *Pulls trigger* *No laser* What the? No batteries?!?! Aw, humbug! >:(
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Julien: ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!
Skipper: ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Private: ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Rico: BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA
BBBBLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Kowalski: ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Marlene: ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Even though gold laser flares are completely ridiculous for a Christmas present…But hey, I’m not complaining!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Roger: ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LAZER-RIFLES! Best present eva! XD
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Maurice: ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Man, I’m going to try this out right now!!!
Skipper: Not in the HQ, soldier.
Kowalski: Oh, what?!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Fred: ON THE NINETH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME
9.…uh, 9! Uh,
ON THE NINETH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, THIS IS WHAT I WANT!
TO REMEMBER 9 THINGS TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME!
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUTARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Hehe, this‘ll show Skipper…*Laser noises*
Private: Ah! My eye!
Skipper: Kowalski!
Kowalski: My bad!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BAND-AIDS
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Mort: ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME!
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES!
Skipper: Oh no you don’t. Give it here.
Kowalski: But I…
Skipper: Kowalski.
Kowalski: *Sniffs* *Hands laser to Skipper*
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Roy: ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME!
11 EAR PLUGS
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES that someone stole from me. Eh hem, Skipper!
Skipper: Hey, that was on you.
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Burt: ON THE TWELTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME!
12 TONS OF PEANUTS
11 EAR PLUGS
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES that broke my heart... *Sniffs* ...Well, and Private's cornea...
Skipper: Aw, what the heck, it’s Christmas! *Hands laser gun to Kowalski*
Kowalski: *Squeals* Ah! *Pulls trigger* *No laser* What the? No batteries?!?! Aw, humbug! >:(
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want you to know that we are makeing a new account we are telling you this because we dont want to think we are just people that are copying them so we just want you to know (exsep for me war penguin)
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G$$$$$COOKIES $$$$$G
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G$$$$$$$MEAN$$$$$$$G
G$$$$$HAPPYNESS$$$$G
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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G$$$$GIRL SCOUTT$$$G
G$$$$$COOKIES $$$$$G
G$$$$$$____ $$$$$$$G
G$$$$$________ $$$$G
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G$$$$$$$MEAN$$$$$$$G
G$$$$$HAPPYNESS$$$$G
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, Welcome. I got this from 'Who loves Kowalski? I DO! WE ALL DO!'
1.) Dont run into dating. Terrible things could happen.
Claudia: Hi kowalski! Lets kiss!
Kowalski: Uhh, we're not... Dating...
Claudia: *grabs Kowalski and starts making out with him*
Skipper: PAROLE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!
2.) Don't get too serious too fast!
Claudia: LETS GET MARRIED!
Kowalski: we've been dating for two days! ONLY TWO!
Claudia: Who cares?!
Skipper: MORE PAROLE!
3.) If you think he doesn't like you, don't FORCE him to.
Claudia: Hi walski!
Kowalski: Hi!
Claudia: LOVE ME!!
Kowalski: 0.0
4.)Don't be overprotectiive.
Claudia: Hi walski.
Kowalski: Hi
Marlene: Hi--
Claudia: STAY BACK FROM MY WALSKI!!
5.) Be careful of relationship bumps.
Claudia: Hi, walski.
Kowalski: shh, I'm busy with my experiment.
Claudia: *crying* WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME, WALSKI?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WROOOOOONG?!?
(there will be five tips per article. ^^)
1.) Dont run into dating. Terrible things could happen.
Claudia: Hi kowalski! Lets kiss!
Kowalski: Uhh, we're not... Dating...
Claudia: *grabs Kowalski and starts making out with him*
Skipper: PAROLE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!
2.) Don't get too serious too fast!
Claudia: LETS GET MARRIED!
Kowalski: we've been dating for two days! ONLY TWO!
Claudia: Who cares?!
Skipper: MORE PAROLE!
3.) If you think he doesn't like you, don't FORCE him to.
Claudia: Hi walski!
Kowalski: Hi!
Claudia: LOVE ME!!
Kowalski: 0.0
4.)Don't be overprotectiive.
Claudia: Hi walski.
Kowalski: Hi
Marlene: Hi--
Claudia: STAY BACK FROM MY WALSKI!!
5.) Be careful of relationship bumps.
Claudia: Hi, walski.
Kowalski: shh, I'm busy with my experiment.
Claudia: *crying* WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME, WALSKI?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WROOOOOONG?!?
(there will be five tips per article. ^^)