This is Lt. Kowalski reporting in for my FIRST AMUSING forum and great for all to join in! All are welcome! This is a FRIENDLY forum so please keep that in mind. =)


So you know me, I am not the type of the social manner world to alive in "FUN" and "AMUSING" matters but this one I will make as my first. Heh..

It was a while back, I'd say since I've came here and all over the net as myself. Sure everyone knew me as Kowalski the penguin... As the months and YEAR passed by, it came to my vision that many fans and others had came up with creative names for me. It was amusing to me somewhat and gave me an objective to come up with this topic..

I have come up with a list of names others have called me in the past and I have written them down to emphasize myself into creating a list one day. Heh. I now have....

So here is the list that MAY or may NOT seem amusing to you but some of the names I've been called make sense.. Heh....

Here they are:


Kowasaki( VERY similar to my very own name.. A Japanese Motor Brand.)

Kowacky

Whisky

Walski(A known nickname by a few and my beautiful wfie Kam.)

Wicky

Pengi Wengi

Koko

Kiki

Kiwi(A fruit)

Kowalski Make-a-wish(due to my last name, Malkowicz.)

Wishy

Kowal(meaning "balcksmith" in Polish.)

Brainy Pengi

Beakster

The Pengster

Walski Mendal(For Gregor Mendal. The Great Genetic Genius.)

The Brainster

Goggles

Blue Eyes

Geneski(Due to the word "gene".)

Geeky(in a good sense of matter.)

Tree(due to my height.)

Mini State Building(a reverse manner of the Empire State Building.)

Make-a-wish(again from my surname)

Mr. Sir.

Sirwalsk

Senpai( a name called by a good close friend)

Master(which I find a bit odd because I do not like telling others what to do..)

Malko

Walsko

Milky

Abe(due to my height again)

Penski

Penguinski( which I found a bit amusing.)

Mr. Lieutenant Sir

Sir(It's fine by me, heh.)

Mr. Tall

Leaning Tower(due to my height.)

FPI(Federal Penguin Intellect)

Mr. "I don't like peanut butter"(which I do not.)

Sir Screams-a-lot(because of my girly scream.)

The Revolver(I suppose because I cannot make up my mind at times.)

Mr. Universe

Professor Brainiac

Brainski


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Those are all the names that I have been called over my times. Heh... Some have STUCK with me.. But I do not mind...Heh. ;)



Okay..

Here is the FUN part for YOU. Again, This is a FRIENDLY forum so please keep this in mind.If you happen to have a nickname for me. You may place it here. Got a creative name to call me? Post it here! Fantasy name to call me? Post it here! Secret name to call me? Post it here! You're free will!

I give you all permission to go wild on this one. Heh. Please keep it clean and have fun!



Always,

Lt. Kowalski Malkowicz