Picks While you are trying to figure out how you ended up in the woods, a bear attacks you. What do you do?

Pick one:
Climb a tree
Play dead
Let it do what it will. It's a good day to die.
Wrestle the bear
In the words of King Arthur's knights... RUN AWAY!
Lie in the fetal position and hope to god it doesn't eat you
Added by caintil31
Befriend the bear in order to rescue my favourite companion
Added by benji
Set the bear on fire with the matches!
Added by knifewrench
Scream to the Heven's for Dwight Shrute's Help
Added by tvman
Hit it with the thermos and stuff the shampoo down its throat.
Added by harold
Run away as far as I can, get some stones then climb a tree and get ready to thro
Added by berly
run away as far as you can till the bear is gone
Added by fefe2002
is the choice you want missing? go ahead and add it!
 chel1395 posted over a year ago
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