Picks The genie grants your wish of a million wishes. But now the genie will have to be around you 24/7 until you have wished a million times. How do you explain him to people?

Pick one:
He's your cousin from Egypt
He's a member of the Blue Man Group
He's a magician who you have hired full time to amuse you
He's a magical genie. If anyone questions you, you can just wish them gone
Don't explain him. Just hide away in your huge mansion with all your cool stuff
"....what genie?"
Added by marissa
Don't explain, flaunt him! Hahaha, I've got a genie!
Added by TweenaCat
is the choice you want missing? go ahead and add it!
 chel1395 posted over a year ago
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