Picks Funniest way to call someone dumb?

Pick one:
He is a few fries short of a happy meal.
His wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
His brain downloads at dial up but uploads at high speed.
His receiver is off the hook.
His elevator doesn’t quite go to the top floor.
If brains were taxed, he’d get a refund.
I think his slinky is so kinked it won’t slink.
 megloveskyle posted over a year ago
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