Picks HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO: You wake up to find you have transformed into a Smurf and are trapped in Smurf village. What do you do?
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Shoot myself. I'd rather be dead than live the life of a Smurf!
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Make the best of things and become the best Smurf you can be.
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Start smoking and drinking a lot. That'll ease the pain of your new life.
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Kill King Smurf and take over as leader of the Smurfs.
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Invite all the others Smurfs to a banquet. Meanwhile, you poison the dessert.
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Buy Smurfette a drink and hit on her
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Become "Drug Lord Smurf" and turn the village into the next Columbia
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| Go to the mirror & amp; say to myself &# 34; Crap&# 34; |
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Go to the mirror & say to myself "Crap"
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