"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang-MR-AE
*"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge-MaximumRide-SOF
*''Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" ~Max-MR-StWaOES
*"What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel answering Steve-MAX
*"Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total-MAX
*Optimism is overrated, Max. Its better to face realitly head-on. -The Voice in Maximums head, Maximum Ride: Schools out Forever, James Patterson
*"Hey whats taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?"
"I dont have a mustache you idoit, and neither do you. Maybe, in a few years, we can always hope" - Iggy/Max
*"Its a baby plane. Its gonna grow up to be four-seven-nine one day" -Angel
*"Louisiana, the state that road maintence forgot" -Max
*"Total you're black" Iggy said.
"I prefer Canine American"-Total and Iggy
*'Buckingham Palace? You know, like where the Queen Lives. And Mr. Queen?' Nudge
*"In the dictionary, next to the word stress, there is a picture of a mid-size mutant stuck inside a dog crate, wondering if her destiny is to be killed or to save the world. Okay, not really. But there should be." -Max
*Gazzy:"What does that mean?" (points to sign saying stay off third rail) Fang:" It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Tough it and you're human popcorn"
* They laugh because i'm different, I laugh because they're the same.
*They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG not too many people would die.
* You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that make sense.
* I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
* Immature is just a word used by people that don't know how to have fun.
* She's my best friend, break her heart and i'll break your face.
* I agree with the dictionary; Girls before guys,Partying before studying, friends before love.
* Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect, it means you have decided to see beyond the imperfections.
* Come to the dark side; we have cookies.
* Energizer bunny arrested; charged with battery.
* People who don't know me think i'm quiet, people who do know me wish I was.
* Hate is easy, love takes courage.
* ''We're detectives now? Maybe we should have code names.''
''Good idea. I shall be Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.''-Isabelle and Jace, The Mortal Instruments.
*Isabelle: I forgot, fairies don't have a sense of humor.
Jace: I don't know, theres a fairy comedy club on main called "Hot wings". Not...that i've ever been there.
*Isabelle= "How did you get Magnus to let Jace leave?"
Clary ="Traded him for Alec."
Isabelle= "Not permanently?!"
Jace= "No, just for a few hours- unless I don't come back, then maybe he does get to keep Alec."
Isabelle= "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out."
Simon= "That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. No, probably not."
*Inquisitor = "The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places."
Jace =" Enormous? Did you just call me fat?"
Inquisitor ="It was an analogy."
Jace = "I am not fat."
*Alex muttered into his coffee. It rhymed with something more like 'ducking glass mole.'
*''Well, when I was five, I wanted my mother to let me go around in the dryer with my clothes. The only difference is she did'nt let me.''-Clary, The Mortal Instruments.
*''Do you really want to know what else it is my mom said about you?'' Clary shook her head.
''She said you'd break my heart.''-Simon and Clary, The Mortal Instruments.
Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?'
I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.
If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Darn we sure screwed up!
Why is rap so named? Becasue the'c' fell off at the printer. :)
How is it possible to have a civil war?
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it. Or, you could just alter their DNA and make super lemons!
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
*"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge-MaximumRide-SOF
*''Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" ~Max-MR-StWaOES
*"What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel answering Steve-MAX
*"Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total-MAX
*Optimism is overrated, Max. Its better to face realitly head-on. -The Voice in Maximums head, Maximum Ride: Schools out Forever, James Patterson
*"Hey whats taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?"
"I dont have a mustache you idoit, and neither do you. Maybe, in a few years, we can always hope" - Iggy/Max
*"Its a baby plane. Its gonna grow up to be four-seven-nine one day" -Angel
*"Louisiana, the state that road maintence forgot" -Max
*"Total you're black" Iggy said.
"I prefer Canine American"-Total and Iggy
*'Buckingham Palace? You know, like where the Queen Lives. And Mr. Queen?' Nudge
*"In the dictionary, next to the word stress, there is a picture of a mid-size mutant stuck inside a dog crate, wondering if her destiny is to be killed or to save the world. Okay, not really. But there should be." -Max
*Gazzy:"What does that mean?" (points to sign saying stay off third rail) Fang:" It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Tough it and you're human popcorn"
* They laugh because i'm different, I laugh because they're the same.
*They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG not too many people would die.
* You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that make sense.
* I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
* Immature is just a word used by people that don't know how to have fun.
* She's my best friend, break her heart and i'll break your face.
* I agree with the dictionary; Girls before guys,Partying before studying, friends before love.
* Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect, it means you have decided to see beyond the imperfections.
* Come to the dark side; we have cookies.
* Energizer bunny arrested; charged with battery.
* People who don't know me think i'm quiet, people who do know me wish I was.
* Hate is easy, love takes courage.
* ''We're detectives now? Maybe we should have code names.''
''Good idea. I shall be Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.''-Isabelle and Jace, The Mortal Instruments.
*Isabelle: I forgot, fairies don't have a sense of humor.
Jace: I don't know, theres a fairy comedy club on main called "Hot wings". Not...that i've ever been there.
*Isabelle= "How did you get Magnus to let Jace leave?"
Clary ="Traded him for Alec."
Isabelle= "Not permanently?!"
Jace= "No, just for a few hours- unless I don't come back, then maybe he does get to keep Alec."
Isabelle= "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out."
Simon= "That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. No, probably not."
*Inquisitor = "The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places."
Jace =" Enormous? Did you just call me fat?"
Inquisitor ="It was an analogy."
Jace = "I am not fat."
*Alex muttered into his coffee. It rhymed with something more like 'ducking glass mole.'
*''Well, when I was five, I wanted my mother to let me go around in the dryer with my clothes. The only difference is she did'nt let me.''-Clary, The Mortal Instruments.
*''Do you really want to know what else it is my mom said about you?'' Clary shook her head.
''She said you'd break my heart.''-Simon and Clary, The Mortal Instruments.
Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?'
I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.
If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Darn we sure screwed up!
Why is rap so named? Becasue the'c' fell off at the printer. :)
How is it possible to have a civil war?
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it. Or, you could just alter their DNA and make super lemons!
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.