What hurts more? Getting kicked in the balls or giving birth?

Getting kicked in the balls while giving birth. OH!

LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY

LABOR YOU'RE PUSHING A FUCKING HUMAN OUT OF YOUR VAGINA

being kicked the balls, you're just being kicked in the balls.

Men can't even handle labor pains:

I don't know. All I know is that getting kicked in the balls hurts like hell. Although, there is this... horrible condition certain guys have. I don't know whether I should say this now, because I'm eating, but... Screw it.

Some guys are born with two ballsacks instead of one. When they drop at teen age the guy should get surgery immediatly to remove one of the sacks. If that doesn't happen and the guy keeps the two sacks, they could tangle up *yuk* and in worst scenario, even tie themselves in a knot *FUCK!* That must be horrible. You can't stand up, but you can't sit or lie down either. At least a woman can lie down during labor. But I guess that also has something to do with pain-tolerance. But don't see men as pansies. (something I experienced. Really, I hate that)

I know this, btw, because a friend of mine had this condition, and even had an attack like this.

GIVING BIRTH. -_- I don't want to sound heartless or anything....

But giving birth hurts like hell. There's a measurement about how much a human can take pain. (I am probably wrong with the EXACT measurements, but these are along and close to those lines)

Humans can only take about 4.6 measurements of pain- women go though 5.6 measurements of pain while giving birth. That's like all your bones breaking at once.

Women can go through that for about 20 hours, depending on the labour. We can die from pure exhaustion; and it can happen to a woman more than once, obviously.

But, I'll give guys a little credit; I'm sure it hurts, boys. But just remember that your mommy had to go through hell so you could live... All our moms did. ;)

This looks like a job for....
SCIENCE!
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Giving birth. Girls can deliver naturally, without any medication and can take the pain for hours, and guys can't even take the pain when they did a simulator.

Kick in the balls is not that big of a deal, eventually goes away. Birth is way more painful

giving birth no fucking shit
only idiots say gettin kicked in the balls
gettin kicked in the balls only helps sperm work better

From everything I've heard and what I just know, giving birth is DEFINITELY more painful. Getting kicked in the balls sounds like nothing compared to that, but then again I wouldn't know how much it would hurt, I'm not a guy. XP

But I do kind of feel bad for guys because I know that place is sensitive and they probably get hit there a lot. :S (Still not as bad as LABOR, which I KNOW is worse.)

DEFINITELY a kick in the balls ! the proof? well women keep on giving birth...you never see a guy go back for another kick, do you?

I believe child labor is very painful women can go in labor for 25 - 40 hours tops maybe longer. whether they get an epidural but it can wear off. Sometimes women can lose a lot of blood and even death. I don't know what it's like to get hit in the testes, my father was hit there a couple times and he said it's hurts bad. I think women suffer in labor more than a man getting hit in the testes.

Giving birth. Its the equivalent of trying to shove a watermelon through a hole the size of a penny.

Giving birth sound VERY painful!!! Especially how it can last for hours...even days...omg!!

Giving birth a der der

LMFAO
of course giving birth

Ceteris paribus, giving birth should hurt more, physically speaking. But psychologically, I think getting kicked in the balls is far more upsetting and unacceptable. lol, It will hurt your feelings more, getting kicked at the inappropriate body part. That will make the pain get even worse. While mothers have some sense of fulfillment in having the child so somehow that should mellow down the pain.

For a guy, getting kicked in the balls. For a girl, probably giving birth. I wouldn't know for sure, though.

Birth. YOURE PUSHING A FUCKING WATERMELON OUT OF YOUR VAG

Oh my! Child birth for sure! O_o I still havent gone thru it myself but i heard that you give birth for hours so you go thru the pain for hours :( im sooo not ready for child birth, im not pregant but still

baby birth

probably giving birth

Both.

Getting kicked in the balls because it has been scientifically proven but all credit to women for squeezing a watermelon out there vagina

I'd say giving birth. Simply because the pain lasts longer. Like a lot longer.

And most sources I found agree (or at least calls it a draw); link.

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Giving birth. A better comparison would be a guy breaking his collarbone. According to many people it's more equivalent.

Kicked in the balls. I never gave birth(and probably don't want to)

Kind of unfair question as men (not men who were previously women.) could not possibly know what giving birth is like. But to answer your question, well, unless a woman isn't given some kind of pain releaver, it would obviously be more painful than a guy getting kicked in the crotch as a woman is pushing an other human out of her body. So, I would definitely say 'giving birth'.

Child birth