In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.
One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.
I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
There's a new Muslim clothing shop that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some bomber jackets.
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache".
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook. I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know, 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend !!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk ...
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard!”
The Red Cross has just knocked at our door, and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we would love to, but our hose only reaches to the bottom of the garden
One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.
I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
There's a new Muslim clothing shop that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some bomber jackets.
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache".
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook. I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know, 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend !!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk ...
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard!”
The Red Cross has just knocked at our door, and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we would love to, but our hose only reaches to the bottom of the garden
1. Appreciate your life... SB has almost no pay, his neighbors hates him, he is the living definition of being friendzoned, and his snail is smarter than him...yeah.
2. We learn how to sing... F is for friends, who, do stuff together!
3. We learn how to properly flip crabby-patties
4. We realize no ones ever gone into the sea looking for a pineapple
5. Eveyday is a good day to wear a striped sweater!
6. We learn how to unsuccessfully plan to learn the secret recipe
7. We learn a pineapple actually makes a nice home.
8. Squirrels cam easily live undersea!
2. We learn how to sing... F is for friends, who, do stuff together!
3. We learn how to properly flip crabby-patties
4. We realize no ones ever gone into the sea looking for a pineapple
5. Eveyday is a good day to wear a striped sweater!
6. We learn how to unsuccessfully plan to learn the secret recipe
7. We learn a pineapple actually makes a nice home.
8. Squirrels cam easily live undersea!