1. Back away from each person saying, "EW! GERMS!"
2. Sit in someone's lap and say, "I'm afraid your going to die, Jimmy."
3. Bring a radio and play screamo music.
4. Every once in a while, ask a doctor, "IS IT MY TURN YET?!"
5. Ask everyone why they're just sitting there.
6. When Dorah comes on, sing the lyrics.
7. Grab toys such as Barbie dolls and scream, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Look, Mr. Stuffy Wuff is happy!"
8. Yell, "IT'S A TRAP!" and tackle a random patient.
9. Poke at someone's scab and yell, "IS THIS SCAB EATABLE?!"
10. When your finally called on, yell, "FINALLY! WHERE WERE YOU?!"
11. Go up to...
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