Guy: Ungh... * collapses to his knees *
Skips: Ah, sorry 'bout that, Clementine...

Clementine: *wipes self off* it's cool Skips

Skips: * nods and helps Kate up *
( Can you do him, though ? It's okay if you don't want to. )

(I'll do him for a little while if that's ok)
Skips: You okay Kate?
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*Mordecai comes running to them*
Mordecai: You guys alright?
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Bryson: So... you uhh.. wants to.. uhh.. *starts to randomly blush*
Margaret: *laughs* go out? Sure *smiles at and gives him her number*
Bryson: *When she wasn't looking stares at the number* yes...

Kate: Y-yeah... * just realized they're holding hands * ... o///o

Skip: *looks at what Kate is looking at and realized they holding hands* Uhh...
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Clementine: we're fine Mordecai *smiles at him*

Kate: * awkwardly lets go * ...

Skips: *Looks away,nerveusly*
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Tanya:*drinks down her 5th beer* And *hic* done.

Rigby:*Laying his head on the table holding his second beer*

Tanya:*chuckles* Well,i guess that means i win mwaha*hic*..mwahahaha! *falls from the chair but keeps laughing*

*Mordecai and Clementine come back to the bar, not noticing Bryson and Magaret but their drinking friends.*
Clementine: *giggles* so who won?

Tanya: *hic* *raises her hands up*Me!

Rigby: *still laying his head on the table*

Mordecai:*pokes him*

Rigby:Wha*hic*wha*raises head and smiles*Oh hey Mord*hic*ecai..did i win?

Clementine: no Tanya beat you

Kate: * pushes Rigby off the seat and sits down * And now... you must face me.

Margaret: Well I think Im gonna go
Bryson: What, already?
Margaret: yeah, sorry. *gets up, waves at everyone ,winks at Bryson, and leaves*

Kate: ... * shrugs and grabs a beer *

Mordecai: *sees that and his jaw dropps*

Tanya:*grabs her beer then looks at Kate* Re*hic*ady?

Kate: * nod * Yes.

Clementine: *looks at Mordecai confused* whats wrong, you look like you just seen a nightmare or something?

Mordecai: *Doesn't change his expression*

Tanya:*starts gulping down her beer*

Clementine: Dude, what did you see?
Eileen: Go Tanya! *smiles*

Kate: * takes her beer and drinks the entire thing in 8 seconds *

Mordecai:*snaps out of it and turns to Clementine*N-nothing.

Tanya: *keeps drinking and drinks it a few seconds after Kate then puts down the emplty glass* I don't*hic* feel so good. *smiles* Better drink*hic* more. *takes another glass and pushes one to Kate*

Margaret: *Looks at Eileen* Should i call the ambulance?

Clementine *still not believing but shrugs* Okay *Looks at Tanya worried* Uhh... Tanya are you sure you can handle anymore?

Tanya:*hic* Let me tell you...*raises hand* a story. * My father loved *hic* beer,my grandfather loved beer,my greatgrandmother loved beer,my greatgreatgradmother loved beer,my greatgreatgrandfather loved golf. *hic* we all love beer*hic* expect for the greatgreatgreandfather who loved*hic*golf.

*holds her glass*

Wh*hic*why would something you love,*hic*harm you? *drinks down the beer then falls down ,near Rigby*

Skips:*watched the passed out fox for a few seconds then turns to Kate*Hm. You won.

Clementine: Oh.. My.. God.. That's why. *Tries to help her conscious friend.*

Really loud oud fotsteps and a voice is heard from outside the bar,a deep,angry womans voice,"NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG"

Costumer 1:The legend...*scared*she's back!

Everyone starts panicking and someone breaks the wall of the bar and they all run away. All except (well,all except the real and the OC RS characters. xD)

Rigby:*raises head,barely* Who...back?

Kate: .... well s***. * stands up *

*the rouf is torn off and a giant fat woman is reviled*

Tanya:*opens eyes*What*hic*is going on?*looks at the giant fat womans booobes and smiles*Am i in *hic* hevan?

Kate: * starts to reach under her trench coat's collar that makes a clicking sound *

Clementine: What... The... Tanya was right about the stupid legend!

Kate: * pulls out a revolver from underneath her trench coat *

Woman: I HATE DRUUUNKS!*smashes a table with her fist*YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY NO GOOD HUSBAND! AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY!*takes Rigby into her hand*You? YOU THINK IT'S COOL TO BE DRUNK?? YOU THINK IT'S COOL THAT I LOST MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE WAS ALWAYS DRUNK?

Rigby: I don..i don't even know him! Let ...let go!*trys to break from her grip*

Kate: * aims at the woman's... chest and fires away *

*The bullet sinks deep into her fat but then just stays stuck betwin her bellies*
Woman:*eats Rigby then looks down,wondering who fired at her*

Kate: ... * makes a break towards the bathroom *

*Mordecai and Clementine are shocked that their friend was eaten and they both start hitting the woman's legs*

Kate: * is running as fast as she can, and makes inside the bathroom and locks herself in a stall *

Woman: *Grabs Clemenrine and Mordecai and throws them at the wall the picks up Tanya and eats her* WHO ELSE IS DRUNK?*sniffs* I SMELL ALCOHOL!*Makes a few steps and crushes the bathroom door with her fist*

Clementine: *hits the wall* Ugh! My back! *starts rubbing her back then notices where the woman is going*

Kate: D*** it ! * ducks down, hoping the woman won't notice her *

Woman:*sniffs* OH MY GOD! HOW MANY DID YOU HAVE TODAY??! *picks Kate up*You must be drunk as hell!

Kate: * small smile of amusement forms on her face * Hardly, in fact, I've only begun.. * digs the heel of her boot into her wrist * ( Might I add that this would be painful ? )

Woman: Owww!*Drops her then rubs her wrist*

Kate: * runs out the door and sees Skips * How do we stop her ?!

Skips: You have to find her husbend. Maybe she'll then just destroy him and leave you alone.And if you're lucky,she'll spit Rigby and Tanya out.

Kate: Wha... * head in her hands and paces * Where in the HELL do we find him... ?

Skips: Once she left him,he gave up on the bar and moved not to far away. *points to a white house* He lives over there. We should go there and convince him to come here. And if he won't want to..*narrows eyes*We'll just have to use force. *regular expression* you should stay here because you're the one she's after right now. Just keep her busy while me and Clemebntine go find her ex. I know you'll be okay. You are strong and smart,afterall.

Mordecai: *hands up in the arm* What about me!?
Clementine: *shrugs* I guess you help Kate out, *waves* good luck . *goes outside and follow Skips*

Skips:*fast skipping towards the house*

Clementine: *running along with him* Do you think he'll be here?

Skips:I sure hope so*gets to the door and knocks*

*door slightly openssy* Yes?

Skips: Are you the guy from the Monster Wife legend?

*silence for a few moments then the door opens and an old ,well dressed man is reviled*

Man: *sad* No. I'm not the guy from the legend..i mean i am i just..*sighs*i'm not that kind of a guy anymore. I would do anything to see my old love again. The one i lost to the biggest devils of all.