Lol, me two X'D

Pops: This is my old pale Percy! *pulls on string*
Percy: I'm gonna draw on your face.
Pops: *laughs* *pulls string again*
Percy: No seriously, I'm gonna draw on your face.

^^ I love that part XD

Rigby: Whats the point of dressing up if your gonna dress up to look cool
Mordicai: It's to get candy.The whole point of dressing up to get a butt-load of candy.

I laughed so hard when he said butt-load X'D

Wizard: Whats wrong Mitch, don't have anything to say abou our mommy?
Muscle Man: Don't you talk about my mom!

Pops,Rigby,and Mordacai are down in the basement*
Percy: *looks likes he's drawing on air* Draw Draw Draw!
XD

dude you killed my friends only to throw eggs a me

Quartz, Parchment, Sheers

Pops: *laughing* Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! 99 times in a row!

Huh,Huh,huhhuh!-Mordicai and Rigby; HANBONING!-Rigby; I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I've got some hummus for these mini toast!-Mordicai; Dude, these are probabally the best grafics I've seen in my life!-Mordicai; Dude, they look just like the cover!-Rigby (Lesson is, don't judge a video game by its cover!!!); I tried to just hurry up and give him the magazine, but I saw his- HIS JUNK MAIL? (Laughs)-Mordicai and Rigby. Im paintin the truth, Im paintin rebellion! Im callin the cops! Cops cant catch this! (Makes a portal in ground, jumps in, gets stuck) aw, crap. Park Avenue and Benson; Dude, you killed my friends just so you could throw eggs at me?-Rigby; YEAHUH!- Mordicai and Rigby; Hey, Mordicai and Rigby, thanks. For being the coollist losers we know! OOOOOHHH!-Baby Ducks; OOOHHH!-Mordicai and Rigby; THESE ARE JUST A FEW. I absolutely LOVE Regular Show, and I've seen like every episode!

I've seen EVERY episode at least 4X!

Rigby: I'm gonna start calling you "Blondicai" now. How many Blondicai's does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one!

Muscle Man: Skips is going to be so surprised when he comes in and see's us totally naked!
Benson: It's not that type of party Muscle Man.
Muscle Man: Oh. No-one turn on the lights!

benson:just trust me on this one
mordecai:all right benson we trust you,oh wait now im takeing the trust i said you can have and im throwing it away insted
mordecai and rigby:ooooooooooooooohhhhhhh'
(i might have tyeped it wrong)

"You're fired!"
~Benson
"Clean this mess up OR YOU'RE FIRED!"
~Benson
"Mordecai and Rigby, clean this mess up OR YOU'RE FIRED!"
~Benson

"DON'T LOOK AT OUR CROTCHES WHILE WE SYNCHRONIZE OUR WATCHES!"
~Mordecai and Rigby

Rigby and mordicai: ring ring ring pick up your up phone. free cake free cake no cake no cake.

Mordicai and rigby: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh , Benson: iddionts

Last: got some chip got some dip dont mean to be a free loader but i got some cups so we can drink that old school soda, i dont mean to brag, i dont meen to boast but i got some hummus for thease mini toast.. hummus hummuss hummmmmasssss

"Benson's gonna drop his balls when he sees how well we set up these chairs. He's gonna be all 'OH NO, MY GUMBALLS!'"

"Yeah, losers, takes more than expired soda to have a party! It takes guests. With breasts. And mine don't count."


"Dude, we're 23 years old, we shouldn't be busting holes in walls!"

From "Mordecai and the Rigbys":
*Mordecai and Rigby get on the stage and start playing good*
Benson: Holy c...

Mah fave is the whole ringtone song. and MY MOM!!!!

Don't be looking at our crotches while we synchronize our watches.... yyyeeeeaaauuuuhhh

i forgot to add what boredtodeth said. and when benson said holy crap

Fortune Cookie-

Rigby- You wanna know what i think,
Mordecai- What
Rigby- I think your just jealous!
Mordecai- JEALOUS!
Rigby- JEALOUS OF MY LUCK!!!!
Mordecai- UGH!

"I'm sick of you keeping me up! You looook at it!!" - Mordecai

Muscle Man: Woooh! I just threw my shirt! Bring out Fist Pump let’s do it!

Makes me crack up every time I see it.

"HOW THE H DO WE FIX THIS S??"
-Rigby
"don't look at our crotches while we synchronize our watched!!"
-M+R
"Dudde, margret totally just smiles at me!"
-Mordecai
Eileen- "Yeah I used to get lost in the woods a lot."
Margret- "When you were a kid?"
Eileen- "Last year.
Margret- o_o
Eileen- "It was a phase..."

Oooooooooooohhhhhh mordecai and rigby
Dude mordecai
Yayuh mordecai
Hmmm mordecai and rigby
My mom muscle man

Plus way more!!!!

“now shovel some cheese curls into my trash hole” — rigby

I'm surprised no one said these:
Mordecai: And we're gonna be playin' hard all night!
Rigby: Ugh! don't say it like that!
and
Benson: You're supposed to de-gum the park today, and now I find you held up in here twiddling some sticks?!
Mordecai: Ugh! don't say it like that!

How The H do we fix this S? -Rigby
Hey, look Rigby! I'm laying the eggs of baby platypuses! Too bad they won't be able to live until adulthood... -Eileen
Oh how I LOVE Quartz Partzmen Sheers! -Pops
Don't look at our crotches while we synchronize our watches -Mordecai and Rigby

I like the Best Burgers In The World ep.
Muscle Man~I already got mine. I could die right now with no regrets, but you guys are gonna have to take this to your. Just wishing you got to taste this Himmilayan ketchup*takes bite of burger*.
Pops~Oh-my, I CAN TASTE THE HIMMILAYAHS*laughs*.
LOL

Mordecai: Dude, how come we always get stuck with the lame jobs? Setting up the chairs?!
Rigby: Lame!
Benson: I can't trust you guys with something actually important. You're always slacking off.
Mordecai: You calling us slackers?
Rigby: Did he? Did you?
Mordecai: He's calling us slackers. Look dude, we can totally set up all those chairs without slacking off.
Benson: Good. Do it then.
Mordecai: We will.
Rigby: Yeah, and then next time you'll get someone else to set up the chairs?
Benson: Fine.
Mordecai and Rigby: OOOOOOOOHHH!! Not settin' up the chairs next time! Not settin' up the chairs next time! UHHHHH!
Benson: Just set up the chairs.

lol <3

(meat your maker)
Rigby: dude I can totally fix it
mordecai: what are you doing with that drumstick

(a bunch of baby ducks)
super duck: STEP OFF!

(diary)
rigby: I knew you had my matress
mordecai: so elieen huh
rigby: STOP TALKIIIING!

(The power)
rigby: Hamboning will save your life someday

(The Power)Rigby- Lets try it on Pops! Mordecai- Yeah, but lets not call him a loser. Rigby- Why not?
Mordecai - Hes sensitive, i dont wanna make him cry I just want him to give us a raise. Rigby- Fine.
M and R - Give us a raise, Pops!
Pops- Good show! Jolly Good Show! an increase, of course! Here you go! Butterscotch Ripple!
Rigby- did that work?
Mordecai- Yea if Pops wasnt so weird he may have givin us actual money

STEP OFF!

I like OOOOOOOHHH,HUMMUS,and Haters gonna Hate.I like them the most.

Master Prank Caller: Im gonna prank you soo hard your both gonna poop a duke!

UUUGGHHH its a bucket of diorhea!

Hmmm....Hmmmm... Who needs luck when we have coffee? OOOOOOHHHHHH!
S01 Eps 03

Oh,no my gumballs! ~Rigby

"OOHHHH! Not Settin' Up The Chairs Next Time,Not Settin' Up The Chair's Next Time!~Mordecai From the episode "Just Set Up The Chairs" xD

i honestly don't remember but i love the HMMMUUUSSSS!!! one and also:
Rigby: Hey Mordecai i want you and Skips to play this in the car on the way to the bowling tournament.
* playing music*: WHY DON'T FRIENDs LET OTHER FRIENDS BE IN COMPETITION N EVEN THOUGH THEY'D WANNA BE IN IT???" lol the looks on Mordecai and Rigby's faces had me dying.

Pie: Well... I could just use mah natural voice... * demonically * HOW'S THIS ?

"Do Me A Solid and Cheese These Nachos!"-Rigby from "Do Me A Solid" best solid ever!xD

nobody beats the hammer

"But I'm Not Going to Use My Best Dance Moves"-Pops when he had to stall the Summertime Song/Tape in "This is My Jam"

"Don't You Want Some Chips With That Cheese?"-Skips in the episode "Do Me A Solid"

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WRITES THERE FAVORITE QUOTES FROM REGULAR SHOW ON FANPOP??????.............. MY MMOOOOMM!!!!

Guy's night
Muscle Man:hey Thomas go get us more chips at the store(throws car keys at Thomas)
Thomas: uuuuhhh fine

Muscle man: Come on ladies play us a tasty lick (mordecai and the Rigby's)
Muscle man: 911 911
Mordecai: not cool muscle man
(Guys night)

"Hamboning!"

"A bunch of baby ducks, send em to the moon. Soda machine that doesn't work, send it to the moon"

"You drill bit, what else did you send?!"

Rigby quote, I like most of rigby's quotes

"YOU LAZY NO GOOD SLACKERS DRIVE ME NUTS! CAN'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME ONCE IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES!?! 'CAUSE IF YOU DID YOU'D SEE I'M TRYING TO TEACH YOU SOME SIMPLE RESPONSIBILITY, SOME PRIDE IN DOING A JOB WELL DONE, BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A JOB WELL DONE IF YOU PAID SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU, AND EVEN THEN YOU'D SCREW IT ALL UP ON THE ACCOUNT YOU CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE SIMPLIEST OF INSTRUCTIONS, WORRYING MORE ABOUT LOOKING COOL THAN DOING YOUR JOB!"

It bugs me SO MUCH that people keep writing ''HAMBONING''... DUDE IT'S HANDBONING!!!

Anyway my favourite is: ''Haters gonna hate, send em to the moon.''