what would you do if shadow was your teacher?

Screw up a little bit of paper, chew it, spit it out, put it in a straw...

...Aim...

...and...

...FIRE!

*clears throat*

Okay. WHAT THE FUCK. Okay, Shadow's my teacher, BIG FUCKING DEAL. I bet some fangirls'll say "MAKE OUT WITH HIM ON HIS DESK! OMG, LOL, THX 4 DA QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!" but seriously. If Shadow was my teacher, big deal! He's a teacher, DAMN IT. A TEACHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *explodes from the stupid fangirlyness*

do what i do with all my teachers, the old tack-in-chair

Pretend he was a human. Be good and do my best in class. I'm a good person at school. ^^ No matter who the teacher.

OK! Lets pretend its a animal school filled with Sonic characters and im a brown fox! (I have no idea! XD) Heres the story:
Shadow: *Walks into the classroom* Goodmorning class... >:)
Brianna the Fox(Me): (To myself) Oh my God.... WTF? Shadow is the teacher?!? O___o
Sonic: (To me) Why the H is Shadow our teacher?!? O___o
Brianna the Fox(Me): (To Sonic) I have no Freaking idea.... we better be good or we WILL get shot and killed by the dude!

MY ANSWER: BE GOOD FOR SHADOW OR YOU WILL DIE .__.

okay so if shadow was the teacher and this is the sonic characters school this is how it would go

shadow walks in the classroom: good morning class
no ones says goood morning
Midnight (me) : good morning shadow
Rouge: get the fuck away from him he is my ex and he still loves me bitch so stay the hell away from him.
Midnight (me): ooh im sooo fucking scared you dont scare me one damn bit bitch cuz i am just like shad i kill for a damn living and i now have another death on my platter tonite
Rouge: oh heh heh hes all yours now
Midnight(me): nice try but your still not out once you in you never get out



later that night

*ding dong*
Midnight: coming
opens door
Shadow: hey, h-how are you mindy
Midnight: come in come in, you haven;'t called me that in a long time shad
Shadow: i noez but, i havent seen you in like for evea
Midnight: you see me every day at school shad
Shaodw: i know but i meant i never get to spend time wit you alone
Midnight:oh
shadow creeps closer slowly he grabs midnight and kisses her passionately

you guys can see my picture of midnight of the stroy pictures i am writing on devaintart.com i am user sparklemint321
l8z there is wat midnight looks like

I would scream!^-^
SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i would be extra good and compliment him on awesomeness when i got the chance.so if it was school filled with sonic people and i was a black echidbatbat here da story:
shadow: good morning.
rose the echidbat: (to silver) what the h! this gonna be best year EVER!
silver to me: not for me. he dont like me much.
rose: he showed you the truth about meph!
silver: so?
rose: no person who is your friend would lie.

o3o I would be dead...because I would draw in class |3 Teehee

Kenya the animal shifter : good morning mister Shadow
Shadow:hello Kenya
Kenya the animal shifter: *sits by herself until bell rings*
Shadow: *watches her leave*
Kenya the animal shifter: *turns to him and grabs her books out of his hands and sees his phone number under it she blushes and walks away*

i think i whould love to go to school just to know that shadow is my teacher

:)

Treat him like a teacher. What else? Oh, and I'd probably show him some of my pics I drew of him. Then he could put them on the wall. :3
I can imagine...
(1st period English)
Syd- I heard we have a sub today.
Me- Really? Who?
Syd- Dunno-
*Shadow walks in*
Me, Syd, and the whole class- o-o...

That...would be SPEPIC~!!! (Super Epic) XD Especially if he replaced my Science teacher >.>

Shadow walks in
Shadow:Good morning class
Me:What happened to our old teacher?
Shadow:HOW DARE YOU????
Me:okokokok good morning shadow
1 hour later 1 of the class boys asks Can i go to the bathroom?
Shadow:How DARE YOU GO TO BATHROOM DURING A LESSON?!??!?
Me:0_0
Later that evening
ding dong
Me:Must be be the pizza guy!!!! *opens door* oh it's you shadow
Shadow:Yes i would like to spend alone with miss Raven
Me:Shadow you can't!!!
Dad:Oh yes he can!!
Me:But dad....... he's my teacher!
Dad:At least he's your boss Damn it!!
Shadow:Be ready in 15 mins heres the address i want to spend time with her
Me:Fine! *looks at the paper* Hey this ur address!
Shadow:So? be ready missy!
Me:0_0
Later at shadows
Me:why do want me 2 come 2 ur house shadow?
Shadow:Cause i want 2 have alone with u & me & u could take a day off & u can sleep here if u want
Me:thanks Shadow
Later at 12:30am
Shadow:*arms around my waist & kisses me*

The End! Happy Endings!

Shadow walks in
SHadow:Good morning class
Me:(2 knuckles sonic and sliver)Best year Ever!!!
Sonic:WHat? i don't like him that much!
Me:But he saved from sliver
Sliver:Hey that was my mistake!
Sonic:SO?
Shadow:Hey!
Me:Wasn't me!!!
Sonic:bbbbut
Shadow:No BUTS Detention!!! at break!!!!
Me:Bummer!
SHadow:Who said that?!!
No one spoke
Sliver:Phew!
Knuckles:Nice save!
Shadow:Sliver & Knuckles Detention with the Faker!!!
Me:*just looks at the clock until the bell rings*
Shadow:*looks at me*
Me:*looks at shadow when i walk out of the classroom*

my 1st period class
me:(yawns) *man i'm tired*
Shadow: Good morining class *evil smile*
The entire class(and me):
(Solid snake exclamation)!!!!!!!!
me:O_O"
Oh
Sugar
Honey
Ice
Tea
Shadow: Is something wrong?
me: n-no i just said 'good morning sensei!' heh...
Shadow: Alright then today class we learn how to shoot and kill people now since it's more spacious outside
we'll go out and start training. I've already set up the targets.
me:*we'll at least it'll come in handy during a zombie invasion.*
(after school)
dad:*picks me up at school* how was today kiddo?
me:It was... interesting
Shadow:*waving goodbye while smiling evily*
I'll see you tomorrow Erin...hehehe
dad:Is that your new teacher?
me:JUST DRIVE US OUTTA HERE!!!!
the end... or is it?
btw here's what i'd look like

If he teach how to save the humanity...Hum...
*speechless*

i would do nothin but wach him

Go crazy, I love Shadow.

(looks left looks right) he can't be a teacher he is to sexy and i'm 21 i have a GAJ <joke (note GAJ means get a job)