What Would you do if you were walking down the street at night, Shadow the hedgehog knocked you out cold and you woke up in a boiling hot pot tied up and Shadow was seasoning you and stiring with a big spoon? (I was ready bored and stuff.)

Ami:uhhhhhh.... why r u cooking me?
Shadow:Damn it how did you find out my plan?
Ami:I'm in a pot why season food in it SHadow!!!!
Shadow:0_0 *thinking*that's glad she's doesn't know the...
Ami:Wow i'm lucky cause there's a trap door says secert exit
Shadow:0_0
Ami:Have fun starving!! *escapes the pot & unties herself*

S.R.: *wakes up* >:( what the FUCK shadow?
Shadow: *no idea she has her knife* >:) nothing....
S.R.: *gets out knife and uses it to free herself and gets out of the pot* again, WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?
Shadow: O_O *runs away screaming like a girl*

brenden .......
shadow hey bro
brenden ugghh fine ill tell livi that u want to go on a date
shadow thanks (frees me)
brenden hey shadow
shadow yeah
brenden i was lieing hahaha see u bye
shadow crap

Doin' this with Intrepid~

Intrepid: *screaming* CANNIBAL!
Shadow: You're a bird...now shut up.
Intrepid: Oh yeah. LEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMM-
Shadow: I said SHUT UP ALREADY! *slaps her, pot tips over and spills* ...Crap. OWOWOWHOTWATERONMYFACE
Intrepid: OW but YAY! *squirms away while Shadow is sticking face under water*

Me:*wakes up* what the...
Shadow:*cuts veggies*
Me:what the fuck shadow
Shadow:excuse me...
Me:why r u cooking me
Shadow:well every living thing must eat
Me:plz let me im ur 1# fangirl
Shadow:hmmm lemme think... NO
Me:*thinks*wtf i gotta get outta aha the puppy face
Me:shadow plz look at me for a sec
Shadow:y
Me:just do it!
Shadow:fine *looks at sees puppy face*
Me:*puppy face* pwetty pwease let me go *whines*
Shadow:no
Me:*makes eyes wider
Shadow:not gonna let this work on me mmmm ok fine *unties*
Me:thx *kisses on cheak* :3