it started all when Ithe summer I turned 14 was walking down the st. I allready got stopped 4 times because I look a lot like Angelina Jolie this fifth time is was changed my life to hell to heaven you should know why it was Hell to Heaven one reson I was a orphon I thought is was just some dumb guy that wanted a autograugh well I was wrong the guy had sun glasses and a hoody on once I stopped he gapped me and me in his car went started to drove off
be quite he said
why should I I say
because Anthony would kill me if I got arrested he said
and why would I care if your perv. friend killed you
just SHUT UP he said
right there I knew this was the best thing that would ever happen to me
wait your Ian from Smosh and well now I care if you got killed by Anthony because it would be disaponing I say in one breath
so you wacth Smosh cool Ian says
oh by the way I was stalking you for like 2 months staight Ian says
thats creepy I laugh
Im good at being it creepy Ian says while licking is lips
we stop talking
yeah my name is link more know as lil Wanye oh you thought my name was zelda thats a f**king girls name Ive saved the world like 15 times and saved the princiss from demise and I do it alone with no help or adivce Ian sings
hey look listen I sing really high
hey look listen you f**king annoying fairy I rather listen to constant Katy Perry I think its time I got some recognition dont you think lengend of zelda scew that lengend of link Ian sings
cause hes the L to the i to the n to the k wears tights every day dont give a danm you say got even bigger balls then Evel Knievel and hes not going to stop till the world is free of evil I sing
Ill break all your pots and I best not hear you Biching I got the Triforce courage BICH so you better listen Im calling the bushwacker and my my bank account is maxed out got 999 rupees and my leather wallet is packed now cant back down cant slack now the world kneeds me to attack now yet Im forced to pay out the ass for these bomes in castle tower just give me some heart contaners and let me spit on my ocarina so I can kick thats dumbass Ganon all the way to Argentina Ian sings
cause he the l to the i to the i to the n to the k wears tights every day dont give a danm what you say got bigger balls than Evel Knievel and hes not gonna stop to the world is free of evil I sing
Yo you need to ride up to the north pole santa got a thing for elfs and hes getting his marriage annuled you really think saving a princess we convince me your straight HA HA the uggs and skirt so 2008 we both sing really low
oh snap its Gandodorf to jock up my style Batmans cape Linncons beard were you dressed by a child you'er a ginger with no soul and you look like a F**king troll isnt kiddnaping helpless girls getting a little bit old Ian sings
you think Zelda is so stuiped to get kiddnaped so often she runs off to my castle my room and begs to get locked in yeah shes tired of your little deku nuts and little girly fairy face L-i-n-k more like L-i-n-Gay we sing really low again
man you should have been abourted just like the Jersey Shore its a danm lie you told about Zelda because she loves me master sword its a shame your whole life has been wasted tring to rulr herule cause the day will be named as the day you got schooled Ian sings
cause the L to the i to the n to the k wears tight every day dont give a damn what you say got bigger balls than Evel Knievel not gonna stop till the world is free of evil I sing
we get to THERE house park Ians car
F**k you baber Shop Pole!!!
and we walk in there house
be quite he said
why should I I say
because Anthony would kill me if I got arrested he said
and why would I care if your perv. friend killed you
just SHUT UP he said
right there I knew this was the best thing that would ever happen to me
wait your Ian from Smosh and well now I care if you got killed by Anthony because it would be disaponing I say in one breath
so you wacth Smosh cool Ian says
oh by the way I was stalking you for like 2 months staight Ian says
thats creepy I laugh
Im good at being it creepy Ian says while licking is lips
we stop talking
yeah my name is link more know as lil Wanye oh you thought my name was zelda thats a f**king girls name Ive saved the world like 15 times and saved the princiss from demise and I do it alone with no help or adivce Ian sings
hey look listen I sing really high
hey look listen you f**king annoying fairy I rather listen to constant Katy Perry I think its time I got some recognition dont you think lengend of zelda scew that lengend of link Ian sings
cause hes the L to the i to the n to the k wears tights every day dont give a danm you say got even bigger balls then Evel Knievel and hes not going to stop till the world is free of evil I sing
Ill break all your pots and I best not hear you Biching I got the Triforce courage BICH so you better listen Im calling the bushwacker and my my bank account is maxed out got 999 rupees and my leather wallet is packed now cant back down cant slack now the world kneeds me to attack now yet Im forced to pay out the ass for these bomes in castle tower just give me some heart contaners and let me spit on my ocarina so I can kick thats dumbass Ganon all the way to Argentina Ian sings
cause he the l to the i to the i to the n to the k wears tights every day dont give a danm what you say got bigger balls than Evel Knievel and hes not gonna stop to the world is free of evil I sing
Yo you need to ride up to the north pole santa got a thing for elfs and hes getting his marriage annuled you really think saving a princess we convince me your straight HA HA the uggs and skirt so 2008 we both sing really low
oh snap its Gandodorf to jock up my style Batmans cape Linncons beard were you dressed by a child you'er a ginger with no soul and you look like a F**king troll isnt kiddnaping helpless girls getting a little bit old Ian sings
you think Zelda is so stuiped to get kiddnaped so often she runs off to my castle my room and begs to get locked in yeah shes tired of your little deku nuts and little girly fairy face L-i-n-k more like L-i-n-Gay we sing really low again
man you should have been abourted just like the Jersey Shore its a danm lie you told about Zelda because she loves me master sword its a shame your whole life has been wasted tring to rulr herule cause the day will be named as the day you got schooled Ian sings
cause the L to the i to the n to the k wears tight every day dont give a damn what you say got bigger balls than Evel Knievel not gonna stop till the world is free of evil I sing
we get to THERE house park Ians car
F**k you baber Shop Pole!!!
and we walk in there house
once we were done with lunch I went to Ians car nd got my stuff and put them on the cocth and put them in pilse
Were should I put them I ask
In Ians room Anthony say right atfer I ask didnt even let Ian say anything
ok so I walk down the hall an put me stuff in Ians dresser and find his boxsers one pair were pink and said aeropastle so I grabbed them brang them out
WHAT THE FUCK I YELL
Anthony starts laughing
It firetruck dont say FUCK I'm your dad and you do what I say Ian says
Thens whos my mom it better not be Anthony other wise he kissed his own dauter and said that she was his girlfriend I say fast
well then he just a pedaflelie(sp?) Ian says
why did you do this kiddanp me I ask after a awkward sinlice
he didnt awnser
Were should I put them I ask
In Ians room Anthony say right atfer I ask didnt even let Ian say anything
ok so I walk down the hall an put me stuff in Ians dresser and find his boxsers one pair were pink and said aeropastle so I grabbed them brang them out
WHAT THE FUCK I YELL
Anthony starts laughing
It firetruck dont say FUCK I'm your dad and you do what I say Ian says
Thens whos my mom it better not be Anthony other wise he kissed his own dauter and said that she was his girlfriend I say fast
well then he just a pedaflelie(sp?) Ian says
why did you do this kiddanp me I ask after a awkward sinlice
he didnt awnser