Supernatural Lines You Would Never Hear On Supernatural

jodith posted on Apr 02, 2010 at 01:44PM
ok this one is Really Funny i saw it in another SPN site::

Rules are simple: Just put in lines you think they (any character, new characters included) would never say on Supernatural. Be creative and have fun. Make sure you put the name beside your line so that we know who said the quote....
ok i'll start..
sam:Dean,why dont you eat??
Dean:im on a diet..
XD Go on Girls..

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over a year ago joose32 said…
big smile
Hahaha Nice Game Jodith!!

Cas: I got your salad shake Sammy
Sam: Dude. I asked for a freakin' bacon burger!
over a year ago jodith said…
laugh
Thx....Hahahaha yea that one is funny..

dean:hey sam..does that guy who plays Denny on "greys anatomy" seems familiar??? "BTW that guy is JDM Lol"
over a year ago joose32 said…
big smile
Hahaha Aww Denny was cute :D

Bobby: Hey, uhh Cas. Can I try on your wings?
over a year ago pizzapi said…
Dean: Let's talk about our feelings.
over a year ago jodith said…
hahaha,,yea like that would Really happen nice one PIzzapi

Ruby:does my hair look good..
over a year ago doctor-reid said…
hehehe awesome game!!!

Dean: *turns up stereo* woo country!!! (or something to that effect =P)
over a year ago msanders2008 said…
Dean: *turns to a girl* Will you marry me?
over a year ago pizzapi said…
laugh
Dean: I miss Ruby
over a year ago jodith said…
laugh
.....
Bella:Stealing is no good... xD
over a year ago joose32 said…
laugh
Dean: Let's have a chick flick moment
over a year ago jodith said…
wink
Sam and Dean are walking down the street when Sam notices Castiel following them like an agent in one of those really bad spy movies. (Sam and Castiel haven't met yet)
Sam: Dean?
Dean: (oblivious) Yeah?
Sam: Who's that creepy guy in the trenchcoat who keeps following you around?
Dean: Who? Castiel?
Sam: Yeah, I guess.
Dean: He's my guardian angel.
Sam: An angel?!!
Sam smiles wide as if it's Christmas and goes to move towards Castiel.
Dean: Dude, what are you doing?
Sam: I'm going to get his autograph!!
Sam runs after Castiel and starts tugging on his trenchcoat while Castiel is trying to get Sam off him with a desperate look in his eyes while people are watching. Dean sadly shakes his head.
Dean: How embarassing! Cas is stealin' my fan girls.
over a year ago shomill said…
LOL!

Dean brings in a bottle of demon blood and shouts, "Hey, Sam, your lunch is getting cold!"
over a year ago jodith said…
hahahaha..LOl!!!
lucfer: im A good person"or Demon,Angel",im just trying to save the world..xD
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over a year ago shomill said…
Ellen: Jo, honey, go with the boys, with my blessing.
over a year ago doctor-reid said…
tongue
Dean: Hey Sammy, I finally saw that 'House of Wax' film... but I swear that guy Wade, man he looked reaallllly familiar...."
over a year ago jodith said…
wink
Sam: Dean!?! What was that for?! I was gonna score!
Dean: We need to hunt and you're after girls? You're incorrigible!
over a year ago joose32 said…
big smile
Dean: Ewww pie. Freakin' Gross!
over a year ago shomill said…
(Sam catches Dean watching Gilmore Girls in reruns)
Sam: You're not actually watching that?
Dean: Oh, I, uh, um... *clears throat* No, I just got ticked off that they gave my name to such a scrawny kid.
(Sam looks at the TV)
Sam: He doesn't look that scrawny to me.
over a year ago jodith said…
laugh
hahahahahaha AWESOME ONE shomill Really awesome Lol xD

ummm....
Dean; "Dude, how can you watch porn? It's just sickening."
over a year ago larzii said…
Dean: I think it's time I got a new car
over a year ago shomill said…
^^LOL

(Sam and Dean see Dark Angel for the first time)
Dean: You know, that Alec is really cool!
(Sam gives him a funny look)
Sam: Cool? He was a dick!
Dean: No, he wasn't. He actually reminded me of me.
Sam: (laughing) Yeah, that's what I mean. He even looked like you.
Dean: (questioningly) Did he? *grins* I thought he was a handsome devil.
(Sam rolls his eyes)
over a year ago jodith said…
laugh
Dean: I'll take a green salad with a light vinegrette and a grilled chicken breast with lemon, hold the fries. A Perrier with lime and we'll skip the dessert.


over a year ago Mcc1 said…
laugh
Dean: Im getting sick of girls, i think ill give guys a go LOLOLOLOLOL
over a year ago jodith said…
laugh
hahhahahaha O.o

ummmmm...Cas: im so freakin' hungry :)
over a year ago joose32 said…
mischievous
LOL

(John throws YED a bottle of beer, holy water free xD and opens it)
John: Cheers :D
over a year ago shomill said…
Sam: I wanna go to the circus and watch the clowns.
over a year ago SamWlove said…
Dean; pie WTF?! I ordered a salad XD
over a year ago shomill said…
Ruby: Hey, Sammy, by the way, the surgeon general says drinking demon blood may be bad for your health.
over a year ago joose32 said…
big smile
Jo: Where you going Ash?
Ash: Barber then to my AA meeting
over a year ago shomill said…
^lol
Dean: Cas, go to hell and don't ever come back.
Cas: Ok, but I'm taking you with me!
over a year ago ureverydaykid said…
big smile
dean: sammy you idoit i asked for a salad not a bacon
and egg burger with exact bacon sam: no u didnt dean go get me a
salad
2 hours later
sam he's your salad dean: better :eats the salad:

over a year ago joose32 said…
big smile
Lucifer: I'll just go jump back in the pit. Don't forget to lock my cage okay
over a year ago doctor-reid said…
lol joose! thats a good one, I had a similar idea to you:

Lucifer: Meh, this whole apocalypse thing is getting boring... I'm goin home *goes back to hell*
over a year ago joose32 said…
laugh
lol I wish he did get bored and do that xD

God: Okay! I will sort my own sons out and stop the apocalypse.

(That's right God I went there xD)
over a year ago OTHGossipGirl said…
Sam: Oh sorry Dean I forgot the pie

Dean: Eh, its okay I didn't want pie anyway
over a year ago VMars4ever said…
heart
Dean: Let's go on a really long plane ride just for the hell of it.
over a year ago shomill said…
Sam: Ah, no, Lu, it's great having you inside me.

(OK, I just realized how that could be misconstrued. No jokes about it, ok?)
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over a year ago jodith said…
Ellen: Bobby i love u..i've loved u 4 so long..
Bobby: oh Go to hell idjit
LOL Bobby always plays hard to get :P..
over a year ago doctor-reid said…
laugh
Dean: Don't worry Lucy, you can have my bro... man he was a pain in the ass anyway...

(and shomill - major LOLage at yours... sorry not saying anything else... =P)
over a year ago shomill said…
Good, doc, keep it that way. *ahem* lol

Dean: I hope Sammy never comes back, or Adam, either. I was getting so sick of both of them.
over a year ago jodith said…
ouch Shomill xP lol

Zach: i love the boys,i would never do anything to heart them..
over a year ago joose32 said…
big smile
Metalicar: I wish I was a mini-van *sigh*

(OMG a talking impala! Must be Supernatural xD)
over a year ago shomill said…
Dean: Does this leather jacket make me look fat?
over a year ago jodith said…
Big Lol on that one joose xD

the trickster: im Done playing Tricks on ppl..
over a year ago shomill said…
Lucifer: I'm sorry, Dad.
over a year ago jodith said…
Yea,Right...lol

lilith: im a good lil demon,i dont wanna heart people*start crying*
over a year ago xxWinchesterxx said…
Hah, i've got a few
Wee!Dean: Our Dad, he's like a superhero
Wee!Sam: Really?
John: I'm not like a superhero, I am *hops in a phone booth and does the crazy Superman costume change* THE COMEDIAN!


(If you don't get it, go watch Watchmen)
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over a year ago xxWinchesterxx said…
Dean:*turns to Sam* I can't fight this feeling anymore
Sam:*looks to Dean* I've forgotten what I started fighting for


Sorry! I had to do it! No, i don't support wincest, incest in general creeps me out.
But JensenxJared... that could be good >.>
over a year ago PreciousRubies said…
Dean: Ya know...I was thinking of giving up drinking...
over a year ago shomill said…
John: You boys are a real disappointment, you know that?