Warning! If you are about to read this, please keep in mind that I was dropped on my head as a baby and don’t actually understand the meaning of the word “inappropriate.” In fact, I don’t even know how to correctly spell “inappropriate” which is why I’m thankful for spell check. This soapbox is for amusement purposes and should not be taken seriously. Anyone taking offense can send me a private message detailing their complaint. I will read any messages, then delete them and pretend it never happened. Consider yourself warned.
The Fanpoppy Awards are about recognizing the very best of Fanpoppers. Since its inception by the brilliant (but sort of scary) link, the Fanpoppy statue has become a most desperately sought after treasure, almost as enticing as hearty serving of Flanpop. But, who really does deserve a Fanpoppy? I'm sure everybody wants a Fanpoppy and some might say that everybody deserves a Fanpoppy. This is an excellent point to consider. Fanpop is about community and coming together and having fun. Why should we only give out Fanpoppies to a few people? Doesn’t that destroy the sense of family we have created at Fanpop? So, maybe everybody DOES deserve a Fanpoppy. Well, maybe not everybody. The weird guy who stands on the corner outside my apartment probably doesn’t deserve one. And the rude lady at Starbucks who never remembers to add extra caramel to my caramel macchiato. In fact, that woman deserves to be hit with a Fanpoppy. But I digress…
Okay, so maybe it’s just every Fanpopper who deserves a Fanpoppy. That seems fair. After all, without every single Fanpopper, this site wouldn’t be the place we all know and love. Although, we could probably live without the Fanpoppers who make picks and spell everything wrong. And the Fanpoppers who don’t rate. And those who add "all the above" to picks. On second thought, I suppose the idea of every Fanpopper getting a Fanpoppy kind of defeats the purpose. Winning an Oscar wouldn't be much of a honor if they handed them out like candy. Afterall, a Fanpoppy is a mark of excellence and can only be achieved through hard work, dedication, and sleeping with your boss. Oh wait, I’m thinking about something else.
I guess there is no clear cut sign as to who deserves a Fanpoppy. In a way, everyone is already a winner, though they may not have any statue to show people as proof. Just being a part of Fanpop is like a prize you can’t measure and even if you lose, there will still be people to give you a hug and say “you are great.” Of course, it will be a virtual hug, but those are still pretty nice. I guess my point is, even if you don't win a Fanpoppy, just being a Fanpopper is a mark of distinction. So, I give each and every Fanpopper a virtual hug. <hugsies> Okay, okay, you can let go of me now.
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Author’s Note: I do not hate people who make picks and spell everything wrong. I do not hate people who don’t rate. I do not hate people who add "all the above" to picks. And, I did not write this in hopes of being nominated for a Fanpoppy. <giggles at the word Fanpoppy>
The Fanpoppy Awards are about recognizing the very best of Fanpoppers. Since its inception by the brilliant (but sort of scary) link, the Fanpoppy statue has become a most desperately sought after treasure, almost as enticing as hearty serving of Flanpop. But, who really does deserve a Fanpoppy? I'm sure everybody wants a Fanpoppy and some might say that everybody deserves a Fanpoppy. This is an excellent point to consider. Fanpop is about community and coming together and having fun. Why should we only give out Fanpoppies to a few people? Doesn’t that destroy the sense of family we have created at Fanpop? So, maybe everybody DOES deserve a Fanpoppy. Well, maybe not everybody. The weird guy who stands on the corner outside my apartment probably doesn’t deserve one. And the rude lady at Starbucks who never remembers to add extra caramel to my caramel macchiato. In fact, that woman deserves to be hit with a Fanpoppy. But I digress…
Okay, so maybe it’s just every Fanpopper who deserves a Fanpoppy. That seems fair. After all, without every single Fanpopper, this site wouldn’t be the place we all know and love. Although, we could probably live without the Fanpoppers who make picks and spell everything wrong. And the Fanpoppers who don’t rate. And those who add "all the above" to picks. On second thought, I suppose the idea of every Fanpopper getting a Fanpoppy kind of defeats the purpose. Winning an Oscar wouldn't be much of a honor if they handed them out like candy. Afterall, a Fanpoppy is a mark of excellence and can only be achieved through hard work, dedication, and sleeping with your boss. Oh wait, I’m thinking about something else.
I guess there is no clear cut sign as to who deserves a Fanpoppy. In a way, everyone is already a winner, though they may not have any statue to show people as proof. Just being a part of Fanpop is like a prize you can’t measure and even if you lose, there will still be people to give you a hug and say “you are great.” Of course, it will be a virtual hug, but those are still pretty nice. I guess my point is, even if you don't win a Fanpoppy, just being a Fanpopper is a mark of distinction. So, I give each and every Fanpopper a virtual hug. <hugsies> Okay, okay, you can let go of me now.
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Author’s Note: I do not hate people who make picks and spell everything wrong. I do not hate people who don’t rate. I do not hate people who add "all the above" to picks. And, I did not write this in hopes of being nominated for a Fanpoppy. <giggles at the word Fanpoppy>
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4. I stink at writing Soapbox articles and adding cool Links for the link spot
3. I won't PICK my nose like link or take nudes PHOTOS like link or make a sex VIDEO like link
2. I add absolutely nothing to the link spot
and the number one reason why I did not win a Fanpoppy award is..
1. Everybody Hates Me