Over the many years of pikachu,if you look closely pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!
Pikachu:Pika?
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Ash:Loose some weight you fat bastard!
Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!
*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his food up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*
Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!
Ash:Not before I kill you!
*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*
Brock:Get away from me you little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.
Ash:Yeah and while your running loose some weight!
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Ash:Look at it!Look at it!
*Ash screamed while he continually pushed a picture of Tristan Taylor from yugioh into his poor little mousey face*
Pikachu:Pika-chu.
*Pikachu began crying*
Ash:Throw up you little fat ass!
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Ash:Your so fat,I hate you!
Pikachu:Pika...
Ash:Pikachu,It's a girl run!And while your running loose some weight!
Misty:Ash what's your problem?
Ash:Pikachu's just so over weight!
Brock:Run,before he try's to kill you to!
*Brock said as he crawled from the bushes,brutally maimed*
Ash:There you are!
*Ash smiled*
Brock:No!No not again!Run Misty,run pikachu!
Ash:Pikachu,Why aren't you running?I told you to run because there was a girl.Why Aren't you loosing weight?!You worth less piece of crap!Get out of here and don't come back until you loose some weight!
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*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!
Pikachu:Pika?
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Ash:Loose some weight you fat bastard!
Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!
*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his food up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*
Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!
Ash:Not before I kill you!
*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*
Brock:Get away from me you little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.
Ash:Yeah and while your running loose some weight!
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Ash:Look at it!Look at it!
*Ash screamed while he continually pushed a picture of Tristan Taylor from yugioh into his poor little mousey face*
Pikachu:Pika-chu.
*Pikachu began crying*
Ash:Throw up you little fat ass!
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Ash:Your so fat,I hate you!
Pikachu:Pika...
Ash:Pikachu,It's a girl run!And while your running loose some weight!
Misty:Ash what's your problem?
Ash:Pikachu's just so over weight!
Brock:Run,before he try's to kill you to!
*Brock said as he crawled from the bushes,brutally maimed*
Ash:There you are!
*Ash smiled*
Brock:No!No not again!Run Misty,run pikachu!
Ash:Pikachu,Why aren't you running?I told you to run because there was a girl.Why Aren't you loosing weight?!You worth less piece of crap!Get out of here and don't come back until you loose some weight!
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You lose father
You lose a sibling
You lose Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Husband/Wife
You lose a friend
You even lose hope.
Things starts to be darker and darker.
You cry till you feel like going blind.You feel weak.
You believe that there is no solution that pain never stops
But somehow it does. Your pain becomes your life lessons.
So if you are suffering let it be.
You find a place to cry, Find a friend to hug. Go out and show the world that you are stronger than pain.
The sun will always brings another hope.
You are already late, and your key is missing, You wish there was 'find tool (ctrl+F)' in life!
5 minutes ago you were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now you are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, You wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!
You are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, You wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!
The train is so crowded that you cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, You wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!
After marriage you realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, You wish there was an valuation period' or atleast a 'sample download' or a 'demo version'!
One day you realize that you are turning bald, You wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!
Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
5 minutes ago you were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now you are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, You wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!
You are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, You wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!
The train is so crowded that you cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, You wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!
After marriage you realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, You wish there was an valuation period' or atleast a 'sample download' or a 'demo version'!
One day you realize that you are turning bald, You wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!
Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
if sadness comes in drops like rainfor our crops
should we not drink the water or pain
because being happy is only in vain,
because being in pain means someone
else is happier on the other side of the lane.
everyone must share the nightmares,
everyone must fight for the light
because no matter what you do,
good and bad will equal overall,
so there will always be a fall.
do you believe me when i say,
you will be happy one day
but even then be on your toes
because badness will always be your foe.
should we not drink the water or pain
because being happy is only in vain,
because being in pain means someone
else is happier on the other side of the lane.
everyone must share the nightmares,
everyone must fight for the light
because no matter what you do,
good and bad will equal overall,
so there will always be a fall.
do you believe me when i say,
you will be happy one day
but even then be on your toes
because badness will always be your foe.