If you're a fan of twilight, please don't take this as an insult, it's really just a joke.
This one is for the stupid books like twilight
Where vampires sparkle when they run in daylight
When they try to drink your blood they can't cause vegetarians
And eat animals, oh what an insult to veterinarians
And they're ill, not real, they might never feel
Who are the true vampires and what's the deal
They're cold, they're old, they have no hope
From their stupid and retarded slope
It's a motherf*cking book, book, that has a silly look, look
But Harry Potter, Potter is way Hotter Hotter
Yeah that's the kind of book I was looking for
And yes you'll get slapped if you don't like it hoe.
I said, excuse me, can you kick twilight's ass?
I mean my, my, my, my you're coolness is just a blast
I mean, the choice was so much better with the cast
Twilight's cast was defilentey and totally a pain in the ass ugh
Yes I did, yes I did, now twi-hards what are you gonna do about this?
I am a potterhead, I kick them twi-hards ass, and Harry Potter himself says twilight's in the past
Dude he's gonna have your heartbeat fading away
Fading like the fog and I'm not JK
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's your ass getting kicked like super bass
Fell that super bass boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's your ass getting kicked like super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, like super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, Harry got your ass kicked like super bass
This one is for the boys in the goggles
Harry Potter and his fans the muggles
He could ball with the crew, he could solo
But I think I like him any way even if he's dolo
And I think I like him better with his glasses on
He ain't even gotta try to put them back on
He just gotta give me that spell, when he give me that spell
Then the love is never lost, lost yeah
Excuse me, twilight, what's your problem? you know I really hate authors with a brain problem
I mean, sigh, could you just get that you're never ever even gonna get fit
Yes I did, yes I did, now twi-hards what are you gonna do about this?
I am a potterhead, I kick them twi-hards ass, and Harry Potter himself says twilight's in the past
Dude he's gonna have your heartbeat fading away
Fading like the fog and I'm not JK
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's your ass getting kicked like super bass
Fell that super bass boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's your ass getting kicked like super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, like super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, Harry got your ass kicked like super bass
I don't need twilight in my life so go
No, no, no, no, no I beg you go
No, no, no, no, no please don't stay
Cause you're gonna make my life hell
Hey I hear it's Harry Potter coming well,
Oh he'll hit your ass like, boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yes It'd be like, boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Dude he's gonna have your heartbeat fading away
Fading like the fog and I'm not JK
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's your ass getting kicked like super bass
Fell that super bass boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's your ass getting kicked like super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, like super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, Harry got your ass kicked like super bass
This one is for the stupid books like twilight
Where vampires sparkle when they run in daylight
When they try to drink your blood they can't cause vegetarians
And eat animals, oh what an insult to veterinarians
And they're ill, not real, they might never feel
Who are the true vampires and what's the deal
They're cold, they're old, they have no hope
From their stupid and retarded slope
It's a motherf*cking book, book, that has a silly look, look
But Harry Potter, Potter is way Hotter Hotter
Yeah that's the kind of book I was looking for
And yes you'll get slapped if you don't like it hoe.
I said, excuse me, can you kick twilight's ass?
I mean my, my, my, my you're coolness is just a blast
I mean, the choice was so much better with the cast
Twilight's cast was defilentey and totally a pain in the ass ugh
Yes I did, yes I did, now twi-hards what are you gonna do about this?
I am a potterhead, I kick them twi-hards ass, and Harry Potter himself says twilight's in the past
Dude he's gonna have your heartbeat fading away
Fading like the fog and I'm not JK
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's your ass getting kicked like super bass
Fell that super bass boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's your ass getting kicked like super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, like super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, Harry got your ass kicked like super bass
This one is for the boys in the goggles
Harry Potter and his fans the muggles
He could ball with the crew, he could solo
But I think I like him any way even if he's dolo
And I think I like him better with his glasses on
He ain't even gotta try to put them back on
He just gotta give me that spell, when he give me that spell
Then the love is never lost, lost yeah
Excuse me, twilight, what's your problem? you know I really hate authors with a brain problem
I mean, sigh, could you just get that you're never ever even gonna get fit
Yes I did, yes I did, now twi-hards what are you gonna do about this?
I am a potterhead, I kick them twi-hards ass, and Harry Potter himself says twilight's in the past
Dude he's gonna have your heartbeat fading away
Fading like the fog and I'm not JK
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's your ass getting kicked like super bass
Fell that super bass boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's your ass getting kicked like super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, like super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, Harry got your ass kicked like super bass
I don't need twilight in my life so go
No, no, no, no, no I beg you go
No, no, no, no, no please don't stay
Cause you're gonna make my life hell
Hey I hear it's Harry Potter coming well,
Oh he'll hit your ass like, boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yes It'd be like, boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Dude he's gonna have your heartbeat fading away
Fading like the fog and I'm not JK
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's your ass getting kicked like super bass
Fell that super bass boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's your ass getting kicked like super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, like super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, Harry got your ass kicked like super bass