Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away,
Bella died, Jacob cried, Potter all the way!
HEY!
Edward is a psychic, who sparkles in the sun,
But Bella's brains are fried enough not to shoot him with a gun!
She loves him instead, oh what a Mary Sue,
She thinks she's so perfect when she really looks like poo!
Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away,
Bella died, Jacob cried, VD all the way!
HEY!
Jacob is an idiot, who falls in love with an infant
Who's really Bella's daughter and looks like a pure mutant!
Oh Harry please forgive me for showing you this trash,
And Damon I'm so sorry too I know you'd rather crash
Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, Potter all the way!
HEY!
Spitting on the snow, the wolf pack pulls the sleigh,
Bella fell down, Jacob ran with Edward and turned gay!
Meyer really needs a brain, fit for that big head,
Which is full of sexist stories and how to be good in bed,
Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, VD all the way!
HEY!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New year everyone!xxx
Bella died, Jacob cried, Potter all the way!
HEY!
Edward is a psychic, who sparkles in the sun,
But Bella's brains are fried enough not to shoot him with a gun!
She loves him instead, oh what a Mary Sue,
She thinks she's so perfect when she really looks like poo!
Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away,
Bella died, Jacob cried, VD all the way!
HEY!
Jacob is an idiot, who falls in love with an infant
Who's really Bella's daughter and looks like a pure mutant!
Oh Harry please forgive me for showing you this trash,
And Damon I'm so sorry too I know you'd rather crash
Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, Potter all the way!
HEY!
Spitting on the snow, the wolf pack pulls the sleigh,
Bella fell down, Jacob ran with Edward and turned gay!
Meyer really needs a brain, fit for that big head,
Which is full of sexist stories and how to be good in bed,
Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, VD all the way!
HEY!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New year everyone!xxx
1. How do you feel about being voted for FOTM?
I'm surprised, I haven't seen that coming. And of course I'm really grateful, for the people, who voted for me. Everyone deserved it. Thank you.
2. 2.Did you expect to win?
No I didn't. I thought someone else would win, not me.
3. Is Diana (twilightlover73) one of your best friends on Fanpop?
Diana and I are not that close. Sometimes we talk to each other. She is a very nice person, but not one of my best friends.
4. What would you change about this club?
What I would change? Nothing. Maybe the competitions. It takes really long until we can go and vote.
5. Who's your favorite out of Diana's favorite celebrities?
I love so many of them. I'm a huge fan Candice Accola, Nina Dobrev and Kristen Stewart fan. They are amazing.
6. Do you agree with Diana when she says she hates iPhones?
Actually no, I don't agree. I love them.
I'm surprised, I haven't seen that coming. And of course I'm really grateful, for the people, who voted for me. Everyone deserved it. Thank you.
2. 2.Did you expect to win?
No I didn't. I thought someone else would win, not me.
3. Is Diana (twilightlover73) one of your best friends on Fanpop?
Diana and I are not that close. Sometimes we talk to each other. She is a very nice person, but not one of my best friends.
4. What would you change about this club?
What I would change? Nothing. Maybe the competitions. It takes really long until we can go and vote.
5. Who's your favorite out of Diana's favorite celebrities?
I love so many of them. I'm a huge fan Candice Accola, Nina Dobrev and Kristen Stewart fan. They are amazing.
6. Do you agree with Diana when she says she hates iPhones?
Actually no, I don't agree. I love them.