Ok, when I saw this moive I thought, "OK, I just wasted 80 minutes of my life, and 6 dollars out of my wallet." Talk about TERRIBLE! For all you Twilight fans out there, if you think it's gonna be a funnier version of Twilight, you are so DEAD WRONG. And for all you Twilight haters, if you think that this movie will be making fun of Twilight, your right.....in a bad way! Seriously, I'd rather watch Barney!!!!!!! And I'm a TEEN. Ya, it was that bad.
But seriously, how many of you want to see Edward NAKED?
Didn't think so.
And for those of you idiots who wouldn't mind seeing Robert Pattinson.....unclothed.....It doesn't even look like him so don't bother.
And if you wanna see Aro and Jane being crowned Prom King and Queen.......well then go ahead. But I'm telling you you'll be disappointed.
How many of you wanted to see the werewolves dance in their little shorts?
Ya, I was one of those people.
But the funniest thing about this movie you'll ever see is the previews. So just watch those a hundred thousand times on youtube instead of spending 6 bucks on a movie ticket.
Think it's funny if you want, but that just goes to show how stupid you are.
No offense.
Oooh, and by the way, if you want entertainment, then go watch a REAL comedy. You know what's hilarious compared to Vampires Suck? Watching somebody put glue in your hair.
Ya, it was that bad.
But seriously, how many of you want to see Edward NAKED?
Didn't think so.
And for those of you idiots who wouldn't mind seeing Robert Pattinson.....unclothed.....It doesn't even look like him so don't bother.
And if you wanna see Aro and Jane being crowned Prom King and Queen.......well then go ahead. But I'm telling you you'll be disappointed.
How many of you wanted to see the werewolves dance in their little shorts?
Ya, I was one of those people.
But the funniest thing about this movie you'll ever see is the previews. So just watch those a hundred thousand times on youtube instead of spending 6 bucks on a movie ticket.
Think it's funny if you want, but that just goes to show how stupid you are.
No offense.
Oooh, and by the way, if you want entertainment, then go watch a REAL comedy. You know what's hilarious compared to Vampires Suck? Watching somebody put glue in your hair.
Ya, it was that bad.