Van Morrison and Women

Ray_Le_Blanc posted on Sep 29, 2008 at 07:23AM
Why don't women like Van Morrison very much?
I've had women tell me that he's too depressing or that he's not good-looking enough. Does he really have to look like Ricky Martin?

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over a year ago rodstarr2001 said…
Well, I don't know much about Van's personality but there should be someone for every out there. Van probably hasn't met one that 'clicked' with him yet. I mean Money and status is no issue, and he's not ugly or anything, who knows?
over a year ago Russell_Howard said…
I think Van's fan base is 90% men, particularly the obsessives who buy every album and go to as many concerts as they can. But then that's men for you. They are the ones who get obsessed with things like football, computer games, chess, etc.
over a year ago Dr_Watson said…
Are you talking about his music? I think many women find his voice too gruff and his songs too masculine. I get a lot of this at the clinic.
over a year ago Darango_Mustafa said…
Women aren't the subtle creatures we men are. We should delight in our maleness. Van should forget women. Has a woman ever bought a Van Morrison CD? Never!!!!
over a year ago Karl_Vernoff said…
Let's face it - Van is portly. He's short and obese but he's our kind of short and obese. We love him.
over a year ago nasty_girl said…
rodstarr is all crazy and cute. Women probably just want to cuddle him. Van isn't like that. He's "Killing Me Softly With His Song".
over a year ago della401 said…
This is a very interesting forum. Full of clever lines. Like a cafeteria in a college. Know what I mean?
over a year ago Knight_Table said…
Rich men can always find beautiful young women to feign love. It's a game.
over a year ago Junior_Gynther said…
What's love? Women want love, men want sex. They will each trade one to get the other. Men say "I love you" to get sex. Lots of men are suffering erectile dysfunction because they look at a lot of porn.
over a year ago Cal_Avery said…
The rise of erectile dysfunction is linked to porn addiction. Has any man not seen porn? Has any 12 year old not seen porn? It's sad isn't it?
over a year ago minivan said…
Van doesn't have a computer. He knows nothing about that kind of thing. Music is his life.
over a year ago Reebus89 said…
Pornography is killing us. The weight of all that filth is pushing us down. Try to give it up dear readers.
over a year ago Curl_Maxx said…
What is a woman? Van writes beautiful love songs.
over a year ago Roosevelt said…
Van's married right? To Michelle Rocca right? With two kids right? So what's this forum about right?
over a year ago Nosey45 said…
Interesting.
over a year ago Tab_Hunter said…
Warren Beatty claims to have had more than 15, 000 women. Did He love them all. I donj't get it. As another writer on fan pop said there are other ways to get friction to your nether regions. Rub away and it will come. You dont need women. This is all cleaner if you place plastic down.
over a year ago Sugar_Bandit said…
strange male ideas. just fake that you love poetry. if two people love each other both get there needs met. I don't know about LGBTQIA though. I guess with those people love is more complicated and may never be something.
over a year ago Lipstick44 said…
We women love Van for his music but prefer the 9 ft rule with that type!
over a year ago Six_New_Genders said…
Great artist and women don't like artistry so much.
over a year ago Paulie_McGhie said…
I don't think we should be saying all this kind of stuff because it annoys famous people.
over a year ago Capt_Piddle said…
Van's personal life isn't really for personal consumption. Except the Gigi Lee stuff which is just weird.
over a year ago Tab_Hunter said…
Define personal.
over a year ago Vern_Tootle said…
He's too intense and women don't like that.
over a year ago Ryuabe7869 said…
interesting commentry. EGALITARIAN. tHAT'S OKay .. no one is hurt.
over a year ago SteveShers03949 said…
Van Morrison would have enough money to give any woman a beautiful life.
over a year ago PCspeech_only39 said…
I demand that you remove this thread at once. There are no such things as men and women !!!! Those things no longer exist and all references to those things must be removed from every book, website, t shirt, product, bathroom door, ..... No more "gender" based schools ......
over a year ago Cancel_Everyone said…
Cancel Van Morrison and all women.
over a year ago MuslimsHateJews said…
what's so good aout? not needed
over a year ago RobinGooseSwan said…
he's older now .... women arent so important ....
over a year ago TikTok_KPop said…
other groups are good
over a year ago RobinGooseSwan said…
He's a man's man. Loves his dogs though. All pefectly normal.