Buy a front row seat and wear something bright.

What about dressing exactly as he does. That's how I get myself noticed at Balls.

Is BorgArrow some adolescent who feels the need to be noticed? No adult or mature person would think like this. Surely.

What about stalking? I notice a lot of stars take notice of those fans who stalk them.

Just leave Van alone. He's too busy making good music. Go get someone else to notice you.

Disco love.

This is a pretty lousy forum idea. Could it be real? How does one "get real"? These days I like to keep it simple.

Apparently "celebrity" is the new black. Somehow that didn't come out sounding as cool as I thought it would.

I think maybe a good idea to get noticed by Van would be to do volunteer work in his office. Anyone with money likes to keep the costs down.

Why do you want to be noticed? I don't get it?

Suddenly call out to him. Bet he looks over.

Why get noticed? He notices lots of things. All day long. Just enjoy his music. It's a rich sauce.

Kobe whispered the same thing to me before the flight.