I think Van would like to lose some weight.

He's come out and said he didn't have a kid by Gigi Lee. Claimed he didn't even know her until it was pointed out that she heads up 14 of his production companies. Has he done a Tiger Woods?

You're wrong minivan. Van's got three kids. The adult Shana Morrison - a singer in her own right. He also has two recent ones with former Miss Ireland Michelle Rocca. Now you're wondering how on earth could Van score a hot babe with his short height, huge gut and unattractive face. MONEY baby. It makes everyone pretty.

Forget Gigi Lee ever happened.

I think missyox is right. We all put losing weight on our New Year's resolution list. I can safely say we because Van appeals to middle aged whites in advanced countries. And we are fat.

I'm going to collect every recording Van ever made. That's my resolution. I won't stop. I won't quit. I'll be your worst nightmare. I'll draw a line in the sand.

I think Van would resolve to bring out a new album sometime soon. I hope this is his resolution.

Why don't we get thousands of Van Morrison fans to send him scraps of poems, song ideas, tunes, etc... bits and pieces we've written. That will spark his "juices". We'll all get a new album out of him soon if we do. Here's my contribution. My son always sings his own creation that has lines like "I only want/need half your love". What can you do with that Van?

Gigi Lee is dead.