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So my story is about a guy in college, living in North West England, who basically meets a girl he learns is a vampire, and finds out a whole bunch of his classmates are related to this magical world in some way; some are magical beings in and of themselves and others are part of a sort of police force that keep them in check. My main character is conscripted into the police force, falls for the vampire chick while there's this whole vampire/werewolves sort of political struggle going on.
It's actually meant to be a sort-of comedy, fairly self referential. The closest to an idea I have is 'Of Vampires and the risks they pose to health and safety.'
And yes, this is similar to Twilight. That is kind of intentional.