What's your favorite Gintama quote?

"The country? The skies? You can have them. I'm busy just protecting what's right in front of me. I don't know what'll happen to me in the future, but if something has fallen at my feet, then the least I can do is pick it up." -By: Gintoki in Ep.3

"If you have the time to think about a beautiful ending, why not live beautifully until that ending?"- Gintoki Sakata
"Listen up! What we need is this! Yes, calcium! If we have enough calcium, we can do anything!"- Gintoki Sakata
"Listen up!
Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.
But it's cold outside your bed.
You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong!
You make up your mind to go!
You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose!
You think that all your life has led to this moment!
But then you realize!
It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed!
That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire!
But you don't stop! You can't stop!
That's what I'm talking about!
THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK!
DO YOU GET IT!?"- Gintoki Sakata
"Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don't underestimate us!!!" - Gintoki



"In this world, there are things you have to protect even if your hands get stained with blood"- Okita Sougo
"You see that skuzzy-looking guy smoking over there? Run him over, but try not to kill him."- Okita Sougo


"Shinpachi, it's better for men to play around when they're young. If they don't, when they get older, they run the risk of getting played by younger women or entering into unhealthy relationships, that's what my mommy told me"- Kagura

Gintoki: Kagura! Call to an ambulance!'
Kagura: AMBULANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My favorite Gintama quotes is..

"Glance on a weather. A difference is small, if instead of water there will be blood. Spring shower, autumn shower, bloody shower... I will stand on end in any of them. But... In the rain of woman tears I will not stand on end" - Sakata Gintoki

"Zura Ja nai, Katsura da!" - Katsura Kotaro =)

"Anime - it not that can be thought of in a hall for conferences. It is made out of strange juices current from the brain of animators" - Gin-san

"Each has the rhythm, suppose" - Kawakami Bansai

Aaaand.. "JUST DO IT!"

"So what if the government collapses or the country is ruined? I'm not civic- minded! All I want to do is stand tall and live on until the day I collapse and die!" (Gintoki)

"If it's my life on the line I'll adhere to MY OWN CODE. I'm going to live my life in the way that I think is beautiful, and I'll protect what I want to protect." (Gintoki)

"Even if my life is taken, I'll keep it secret. Even if my own name is dirtied, I'll still protect it." (Gintoki, quoting someone)

"In this world there are things you have to protect. Even if your hands get stained with blood." (Sougo)

"Listen... I don't care what you do somewhere else in the universe, but anywhere in the reach of my sword is MY country." (Gintoki)

"Then and now, what I protect has never changed..." (Gintoki)

"It may be tough now, but the worst is yet to come, keep that in mind and you'll be fine." (Gintoki)

"Life is like a mountain, you can say you reached the top, but only after climbing back down." (Gintoki)

"The best way to live a full life is to be a child, no matter what your age." (Gintoki)

"Sakata Gintoki. A genuine idiot like you. No matter how much I try to imitate it, it's not something I can put into a machine, there's no one commendable that would... though. Maybe in him, I forgot to include the most important thing for a leader." (Gengai)

"Gintoki- sama, I know now, no matter what happens to you, you will always be yourself. Did you think if you told me you were running away, I would become angry? I would not be angry. I would only ask for you to take me with you." (Tama)

"If I survive but couldn't protect what was important to me, then I might as well be dead." (Tama)

"Everyone was just trying to protect what they wanted to protect... that's all." (Gintoki)

"It's the weather... Whether it's blood washing over the land or rain, not much changes. Rain in spring or autumn, or raining blood... They dry and everyone moves on. However... I can't watch a women's face get wet with tears... and move on." (Gintoki)

"You're worrying too much about it. If you put on a gloomy face, your luck will run out on you, you know. It's the same way with me to. Recently, I've been seeing an ominous old man holding a scythe, but I stopped worrying about it." (Gintoki)

"The world looks different through a crying face and a smiling face, you know? That is, if you have the power to smile during the sad times, then you have nothing to fear. Even hell becomes heaven for you." (Kintaro)

"There's nothing to gain. I know that. But if I don't do anything now, I won't be able to live with myself." (Sougo)

SORACHI'S QUOTES :D

"People who say they're doing something for the sake of another are mostly doing it for themselves."

"Women's best makeup are their smiles."

NOW FUNNY PIC~

"If you have time to think of a beautiful ending, why not use the time to live beautifully until the end" -Gintoki Sakata (Shiroyasha)

"No matter how hard you blow, you can never extinguish our fire. As long as a single flare remains the others can be re-lit" -Gintoki Sakata-

Women who ask "What's more important, work or me?" deserve a german suplex!!!

It's far better to get dirty while true to yourself,than to throw away yourself and die a clean death. -Sakata Gintoki (epi.180)

Lol, so long ago... does answering count as bumping? Anyway, most of my favourites have been posted, but it's not the same unless I post them too.

I choose my own battlefields. Not by my blood, but by my heart! I stand on the battlefield to protect what's important to me. And if anyone stands in my way, I don't care if it's one of my kind, my brother or anyone else… I'll crush them all!
-Kagura, Gintama (Episode 142)

The country? The Skies? You can have them. I'm busy just protecting what's right in front of me. I don't know what'll happen to me in the future, but if something has fallen at my feet, then the least I can do is pick it up.
-Gintoki Sakata, Gintama (Episode 3)

Listen… I don't care what you do somewhere else in the universe, but anywhere within reach of my sword, is my country! Bastards who come in and try and mess with my things…whether it be a general, whether it be space pirates, whether it be a meteorite… I'll destroy them!
-Gintoki Sakata, Gintama (Episode 13)

And now, to end it off with the best quote in Gintama ~ever~.

Listen Up!
Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed.
You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong!
You make up your mind to go!
You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose!
You think that all your life has led to this moment!
But then you realize.
It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed!
That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire!
But you don't stop! You can't stop!
That's what I'm talking about! That's the truth of strawberry milk!
-Gintoki Sakata, Gintama (Episode 11)

"Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don’t underestimate us!!!"

Zura janai, Katsurada!

"One day we're gonna get sued." (Shinpachi)
"Napo." (Gintoki and Kanshichirou)
"There's not enough mayonnaise!" (Hijikata)
"Is it okay if I take a dump here?" (Okita Sougo)
"Gin-chan, I was playing with this, and I pressed the switch." (Kagura)
And what he says right after...
"This is a nightmare. This has to be." (Gintoki)
LOL

"It's not Zura, it's Captain Katsura, believe it!" (Katsura)
"Good evening, I'm Santa Claus!" (Katsura)

"Who's Sougo? I'm sniper Sougo 13." (Okita Sougo)

So! Those were my favorites, althought I have more but not off the top of my head.

Gintoki- "Believe in the dick of the owner you believe!" from episode 231

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