Day 1
You stood patiently in the check out line, within the grocery store timidly looking around noticing the line of people form behind you all giving you death glares.
"Hey hurry it up!!"
"Come on I have to get home!"
"I have to feed my kids you bi-"
"I'm sorry, but my friend should be here shortly with my wallet." you eased chuckling nervously.
The cashier only glared letting out an agitated groan.
"can't you just let them go ahead of you till 'your friend' gets here?"
"No way, I've been waiting all day in that line! I'm not moving!"
you shouted. "besides that's what you get for only having 1 check out counter in this huge store."
You folded your arms still waiting for him, your friend that is. It has already been an hour where could he be? Just then a ringing was heard as a man entered the store. When you looked you couldn't help but turn red out of shock and blue out of...shock, making an achy purple cover your face.
It was your friend, Sakata Gintoki walking in, with nothing on but a pink frilly apron.
"SAKATA!!!" You screamed. " what are your wearing!!!"
"What? A man can't wear an apron?"
"Well I suppose you can't, but JUST an apron is a little much don't you think!?!?!?!?!"
"Katsura, Elizabeth Shimpachi and I were playing butt-naked UNO."
"SO you couldn't put on some shorts!! And you do realize Elizabeth is a giant pet penguin who is already naked?!"
He stared not really caring, then checked through the pockets of the apron finding nothing, he then dug underneath and pulled out your wallet. You snatched it a quickly paid for your stuff then headed out the door, you got yourself a cab and almost got in till Gintoki pulled you back by your shoulder.
"Where you goin? Let me go with you."
"Theres no way I'm traveling anywhere with you right now!" you said walking off.
"Well how am I supposed to get home!? You want me to walk all the way back?"
"I don't care, your just not coming with me like that!"
You sat in the cab then turned watching Gintoki wave 'goodbye'. You didn't want to be so rude with him, but geez, who shows up to a market butt-naked?
You watched him turn to catch another cab making blood fall from your nose run profusely.
'He's so embarrassing!!'
Day 2
You and your friend were walking around in the mall looking for new clothes, perfume, whatever was out. For some reason they were talking about their most embarrassing moment, and you couldn't help but think about Gintoki. Why was he so damn weird?
"What about you huh? Whats your most embarrassing moment?" you closest friend asked you.
You tapped your chin thinking about the other day laughing.
"Well I don't know about me, but my friend he showed up at the market the other da-"
"Fwesh, chessu-cake~~" A familiar looking woman shouted shoving a tray of cakes in your face.
"OH thanks." you said taking one, eating it right after.
The woman was a little familiar, but her candy red lipstick pink Kimono and pigtails really threw you off. The manly woman only stared watching you finally stop with the chewing and swallow the food.
"You like?!"
"Um, its pretty good." you answered.
"Good, cause you just ate my hair cake.." she said bluntly, her voice getting deeper.
You blinked remembering the familiar voice and jumped back holding your throat coughing.
"Do you feel it, my hair inside you.." she said.
You widened your eyes watching her remove part of her pink kimono and white wig, revealing herself to be Gintoki.
"Well...do you feel me inside of you!?" he shouted refusing to take off the lipstick.
Your friends blinked at the character then backed away watching you turn green, so close to puking.
"Sakata!" you hissed.
He only blinked as he watched you pass out and your friends rushing you to a bathroom or something. He then shrugged taking a bite of the sample cheesecakes.
Day 3
Sitting in the doctors office, you went to check if you had any type of food poisoning thanks to Gintoki. Your doctor wrote a few things then stood.
"Your just fine, I think we're done here for the day." He said chuckling happily. "Get your things together and speak with my intern he'll hand you a lolli and you could go on with your day.
You watched him leave, while you shuffled to get your stuff, once you reached the door of the room you watched it open with a another doctor who began to put on some powdery gloves.
"drop them.."
"eh?"
"Drop your pants."
"WHAT the hell?!?!" you shouted.
"Relax...I'm a doctor.." he said pulling down his mask.
This was getting all too familiar, yet again it was Gintoki. He approached wriggling his fingers about. You screamed pushing him aside running out of the doctors office but running back to the receptionists desk so you could get your lolli.
"Excuse me I'm done with my check up I'd like my candy now please."
"Sorry..." The suited receptionist spoke hiding his face behind a bleach manga. "but we're all out.."
You looked at a bucket of suckers next to the man then watched the figure behind the magazine stand then toss the manga aside and chew at least a handful of suckers in his mouth. Your heart sank once you saw Gintoki again.
"Sakata-"
"Correct."
"how do you change so fast!!"
He stood atop the reception desk, and you turned blue realizing he had his boxers on.
"I change so fast because, time in fact moves so fast, faster than- time." he glared looking down at you. "AND WITH THAT I"D LIKE FOR YOU TO SIGN YOUR LIFE AWAY WITH ME!!!
Your eyebrow twitched as you watched him jump off the desk and grab your hands. Old men and women, doctors and nurses gathered around clapping cooing in happiness.
"Go on a date with me this Saturday." he spoke, a pink glittering background forming.
"Sakata...it is Saturday..." you mumbled looking around wondering how he did that.
"so...that's a yes?"
"eh?-"
"We'll have to go now cause if we go at night I'll probably miss bleach."
"Um...okay.." you blinked a little lost.
"Yes!!!!!!! You do realize that after this date, I'll fall madly in love with you and announce our engagment without your consent to everyone I know!"
"huh?!"
"Perfect!" he smiled.
With that he crashed his lips onto yours and pulled you out of the hospital, but ran back taking the bucket of suckers.
~Later~
You dropped your head in utter agitation, that had to be the most embarrassing way to ask someone out on a date. You looked up noticing your home not too far away, you then looked up to Gintoki watching him eat the last sucker from the bucket.
"I can't wait any longer." he mumbled.
"what?"
"I love you."
You noticed the pink glittery aura reappear, but ignored it noticing the man was serious, which was weird for you seeing how Sakata was never really serious. Instead he was always out to kill the joy and ruin the mood with his rather random personality, but whos says you didn't like that.
"Say it." he demanded with a smirk curling on his lips.
"....I love you too Gintoki."
He turned around and tightened his right fist letting out a 'Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!~' grinning happily then turned back to you landing a soft kiss on your lips. After that he forgot about the date and you went to watch Bleach instead. c:
You stood patiently in the check out line, within the grocery store timidly looking around noticing the line of people form behind you all giving you death glares.
"Hey hurry it up!!"
"Come on I have to get home!"
"I have to feed my kids you bi-"
"I'm sorry, but my friend should be here shortly with my wallet." you eased chuckling nervously.
The cashier only glared letting out an agitated groan.
"can't you just let them go ahead of you till 'your friend' gets here?"
"No way, I've been waiting all day in that line! I'm not moving!"
you shouted. "besides that's what you get for only having 1 check out counter in this huge store."
You folded your arms still waiting for him, your friend that is. It has already been an hour where could he be? Just then a ringing was heard as a man entered the store. When you looked you couldn't help but turn red out of shock and blue out of...shock, making an achy purple cover your face.
It was your friend, Sakata Gintoki walking in, with nothing on but a pink frilly apron.
"SAKATA!!!" You screamed. " what are your wearing!!!"
"What? A man can't wear an apron?"
"Well I suppose you can't, but JUST an apron is a little much don't you think!?!?!?!?!"
"Katsura, Elizabeth Shimpachi and I were playing butt-naked UNO."
"SO you couldn't put on some shorts!! And you do realize Elizabeth is a giant pet penguin who is already naked?!"
He stared not really caring, then checked through the pockets of the apron finding nothing, he then dug underneath and pulled out your wallet. You snatched it a quickly paid for your stuff then headed out the door, you got yourself a cab and almost got in till Gintoki pulled you back by your shoulder.
"Where you goin? Let me go with you."
"Theres no way I'm traveling anywhere with you right now!" you said walking off.
"Well how am I supposed to get home!? You want me to walk all the way back?"
"I don't care, your just not coming with me like that!"
You sat in the cab then turned watching Gintoki wave 'goodbye'. You didn't want to be so rude with him, but geez, who shows up to a market butt-naked?
You watched him turn to catch another cab making blood fall from your nose run profusely.
'He's so embarrassing!!'
Day 2
You and your friend were walking around in the mall looking for new clothes, perfume, whatever was out. For some reason they were talking about their most embarrassing moment, and you couldn't help but think about Gintoki. Why was he so damn weird?
"What about you huh? Whats your most embarrassing moment?" you closest friend asked you.
You tapped your chin thinking about the other day laughing.
"Well I don't know about me, but my friend he showed up at the market the other da-"
"Fwesh, chessu-cake~~" A familiar looking woman shouted shoving a tray of cakes in your face.
"OH thanks." you said taking one, eating it right after.
The woman was a little familiar, but her candy red lipstick pink Kimono and pigtails really threw you off. The manly woman only stared watching you finally stop with the chewing and swallow the food.
"You like?!"
"Um, its pretty good." you answered.
"Good, cause you just ate my hair cake.." she said bluntly, her voice getting deeper.
You blinked remembering the familiar voice and jumped back holding your throat coughing.
"Do you feel it, my hair inside you.." she said.
You widened your eyes watching her remove part of her pink kimono and white wig, revealing herself to be Gintoki.
"Well...do you feel me inside of you!?" he shouted refusing to take off the lipstick.
Your friends blinked at the character then backed away watching you turn green, so close to puking.
"Sakata!" you hissed.
He only blinked as he watched you pass out and your friends rushing you to a bathroom or something. He then shrugged taking a bite of the sample cheesecakes.
Day 3
Sitting in the doctors office, you went to check if you had any type of food poisoning thanks to Gintoki. Your doctor wrote a few things then stood.
"Your just fine, I think we're done here for the day." He said chuckling happily. "Get your things together and speak with my intern he'll hand you a lolli and you could go on with your day.
You watched him leave, while you shuffled to get your stuff, once you reached the door of the room you watched it open with a another doctor who began to put on some powdery gloves.
"drop them.."
"eh?"
"Drop your pants."
"WHAT the hell?!?!" you shouted.
"Relax...I'm a doctor.." he said pulling down his mask.
This was getting all too familiar, yet again it was Gintoki. He approached wriggling his fingers about. You screamed pushing him aside running out of the doctors office but running back to the receptionists desk so you could get your lolli.
"Excuse me I'm done with my check up I'd like my candy now please."
"Sorry..." The suited receptionist spoke hiding his face behind a bleach manga. "but we're all out.."
You looked at a bucket of suckers next to the man then watched the figure behind the magazine stand then toss the manga aside and chew at least a handful of suckers in his mouth. Your heart sank once you saw Gintoki again.
"Sakata-"
"Correct."
"how do you change so fast!!"
He stood atop the reception desk, and you turned blue realizing he had his boxers on.
"I change so fast because, time in fact moves so fast, faster than- time." he glared looking down at you. "AND WITH THAT I"D LIKE FOR YOU TO SIGN YOUR LIFE AWAY WITH ME!!!
Your eyebrow twitched as you watched him jump off the desk and grab your hands. Old men and women, doctors and nurses gathered around clapping cooing in happiness.
"Go on a date with me this Saturday." he spoke, a pink glittering background forming.
"Sakata...it is Saturday..." you mumbled looking around wondering how he did that.
"so...that's a yes?"
"eh?-"
"We'll have to go now cause if we go at night I'll probably miss bleach."
"Um...okay.." you blinked a little lost.
"Yes!!!!!!! You do realize that after this date, I'll fall madly in love with you and announce our engagment without your consent to everyone I know!"
"huh?!"
"Perfect!" he smiled.
With that he crashed his lips onto yours and pulled you out of the hospital, but ran back taking the bucket of suckers.
~Later~
You dropped your head in utter agitation, that had to be the most embarrassing way to ask someone out on a date. You looked up noticing your home not too far away, you then looked up to Gintoki watching him eat the last sucker from the bucket.
"I can't wait any longer." he mumbled.
"what?"
"I love you."
You noticed the pink glittery aura reappear, but ignored it noticing the man was serious, which was weird for you seeing how Sakata was never really serious. Instead he was always out to kill the joy and ruin the mood with his rather random personality, but whos says you didn't like that.
"Say it." he demanded with a smirk curling on his lips.
"....I love you too Gintoki."
He turned around and tightened his right fist letting out a 'Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!~' grinning happily then turned back to you landing a soft kiss on your lips. After that he forgot about the date and you went to watch Bleach instead. c: