HIIIII. So I got bored, This happened. Title and plot ideas were created from listening to Carrie Underwood's song 'Blown Away' [<--I love the song so much omfg] SO ENJOY. Hope you like it. I do not own any of the characters from The Avengers nor do I own YOU! Xp have fun~

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"She prayed, blow it down."
You woke up at 7:45 AM and made breakfast for yourself and you're Father, you were ashamed to call him 'Father' after all the horrid things he had done to you. You're every waking...

Sora was busy. REALLY BUSY. She couldn't wait to get back home to see her kids and Tyki. At work, it was hard as well. "So many assignments!" She thought. She had to work extra hard today. She finally got home. Just then, Tyki came up to her and kissed her on the cheek. Before she had time to react, Tyki said, "Sorry Sora, I going somewhere. Suprise mission." Sora was tired. She needed help taking care of the kids. "Tyki! Wai-" He was already out the door.

Sora and the kids were pretty calm and ok. Nothing really happened though Sora was still tired. She missed Tyki. "Stupid missions." She...

SO LIKE HI. I got bored and wrote this. SORRY IF ITS BAD. I hope you like it though xD It's a bit Cinderella-Ish, but I think the first part came out good. Hope it makes sense 'n all. It's a KHR fic thing so ._. Yeah. ENJOY. I OWN NOTHINGGG except Sepideh and Valentinaaaa c: I recommend you listen to link while you read xD
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Time has always never been on my side. Like, before my mother died, I didn't spend as much time with her as I wanted. Or before my Dad re-married that wicked woman I never got the time to tell him what I wanted him to do. My name is Sepideh by the way. I...

HOLY SMOKES I FINALLY FINISHED CHAPTER 2 HAHAHAH WOW TOOK FOREVER. Well, I hope y'all enjoy~ IDK what i am going to do between you and Thor, the rating may be 'T' to 'T+' or i might just go cray-cray and go higher. Also, tell me if you want me to add any photos, i mean...TELL ME STUUUUFFFF.

:3 ENJOY~!
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"Every Tear-Soaked Whiskey Memory Blown Away"

As you walked down the street towards the Greyhound station, you saw almost no damage to the main part of town whatsoever. You...

Remember on my Author's Note in Blown Away? Welp, i said i would write the story about how Loki and Delbar met and became....Became the cray-cray couple they are today. So~ I hope you enjoy the little intro.

Enjoy mah stupid fanfiction |3

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Babysitter

Delbar Omideh was not you're normal 26 year old. She was far from it in fact.
"Good Morning, Agent Hill~" The brunette greeted the SHIELD agent with a smile
"Director Fury wanted to see me?" She asked, she remembered getting a call at 2 in the morning, something about 'Babysitting'...

Okay so I know this chapter isn't the best one of them all - AND IS A BIT BORING I KNOW - but I was having a bit of writers block so~
Yeah.

BTW! 50 Shades of Blue: A Frost Giant Erotic Novel Is a parody to '50 Shades of Grey' that trashy Mommy Porn series by some old Twilight Fanfiction writer. So YEA. XD I thought it was funny,

Delbar plays nurse with a wasted Loki...Im thinking about maybe having some 'moments' between them in the next...Chapter. So we shall see!

Thank you for reading, Fanning and reviews are appreciated~ :3
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well, this song was first sung by Farhad, and i fell in love with that song. NOW there's this version, and i love it even more, i hope you all enjoy the translation that i found~ you MUST listen to the song while reading the lyrics, or it wont make sense. THANK YOU~ ENJOY~
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بوی عیدی بوی تو// booye eidi, booye to,
The scent of the money given to children on eves,

بوی کاغذ رنگی// booye kaghaz-e-rangi,

The scent of color papers,


بوی تند تپش قلب من از دیدن تو// booye toned tapesh-e-ghalb-e-man az didan-e to,

The scent of...

Shout out to Riley for commenting on each of the chapters! Thank you~ :D

So, Lokitty, Birdbrain and Shakespeare in the Park git sum lovin' *creepy grin* Well, more like cheesy, fluffy stuff. We also get to see yours and Thor's relationship grow :3 YEY. I will also be doing a fanfic on Loki and Delbars relationship BEFORE this fanfic, so keep a look out for that (I'll be posting it soon....)

Sorry this fanfic is boring and stupid :3 Thank you for taking the time to glance at it.
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"She Heard Those Sirens Screaming Out"


You...

I need to update my other fanfics ~.~ Im bad!! D: Anyways....

Loki! Y U BAKA????.

enjoy! thanks for reading! Fanning and reviews are appreciated uwu

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Scarring Norse Gods is Easy.

The moment Delbar saw Director Fury, she slammed the door in his face. She ran to the group an start sputtering nonsense "Del? What's wrong?" Natasha asked "DIRECTOR FURY IS HERE. OHMYGOD EVERYONE HIDE HOLY-" "Agent Omideh? Is everything alright?" Delbar panicked and started cleaning up, forgetting to turn off the raunchy...

So I'm not really pleased about this one. : What do y'all think? I mean....Oh well.

{1}: A Horchata is a milkshake made of almonds tiger nuts sugar and rice :)

Also VSQ is short for Vitamin String Quartet, you guys need to google they're songs. SO good :3

The Bad Touch song is a powerful song, and should not be used without caution.

Fanning and Comments are appreciated :3
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Ain't Nothing But Mammals

Delbar was awoken by the sound of her phone ringing, It was her best friend Arthur O'doul....

Welp. JUST IGNORE THIS I WAS BORED AND THIS WAS ALL I COULD THINK OF SO YEA.
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SO ONE DAY. Some RANDOM day when Tyki decides to put on his Hobo glasses and walk around in a towel...

Tyki: *walks in with a towel* Sora~? Where's my Watch?

Me: I don't know. *keeps a straight face but is link*

Tyki: You sure? *puts hands on hips*

Me: Yea. *still keeps a straight face but link

Tyki: *turns around and looks for the watch* I could have sworn I left it on the table....

Me: *link* I know nothing. *link*

Tyki: Oh well *takes off his hobo glasses and cleans them*

Me: -link...

In my right hand is a Zoolbia! In my left hand is EXCALIBUR!!!! 

Wave you're flag, wave you're flag, it's a flag-waving parade! Towards the enchanted world, Ba Man Bia!

Take our hands, make a circle, spin, and it's the world,

With my Black Stilettos, I'm in the best condition!  

Banafsh Sefid and Talaee are my colors!

Even if I'm shot at, I won't get discouraged! 

He-ta-li-a 

"Ehh~! Tyki? You want Zoolbia? Oh EXCALIBUR!!! Ok ok, for Jasdevi you say? 

Ahh~ oh Jasdevi~! Salom, Salom~ BOOM~! EXCALIBUR!!!! 

 
All done dear~ I sent them to Caster~! Haha! Eh?! No! Stop! You twisted Boyfriend~!~!" 

Wave...

:U Its all fun 'n games until Pirate Man comes in and ruins all the smutty goodness.

FURY WHY.

Enjoy :3 im actually proud of this one :D
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"Would you turn that racket down!" Loki spat after an hour had passed.
Delbar pretneded not to hear him "Hey Del," Natasha came in with the Oreos, Pepsi and Fries "How's things going?" She said placing the tray by Delbar "Great I suppose. He's just been complaining~" She said smiling, Natasha ruffled her hair and began to leave "Baiii Cherry-Piee" Delbar sang as she...

Loki needs love. He needs Delbar love. *Troll Face* Sorry for taking so long, I was...I was busy. :
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"'Til There's Nothing Left Standing, Nothing Left of Yesterday"



Tony gave you a room that had a really great view of New York, you got comfortable in the place very quickly. "Greetings, (Y/N)," Thor said knocking on you're door "May I come in?" He asked, "Yeah, come in." You said, you were on you're bed reading some books Dr. Banner had given you. "I brought some of this delicious pastry called 'Pie' for you." Thor said...

IT TOOK ME LONG ENOUGH HUH??! XD Sorry. Seriously, I got uber busy...Forgive me! HOPE Y'ALL ENJOY THIS CHAPTER. Its short, and sucky, I know; And it might be like that for awhile. Sorry. I even think I wrote Reborn OOC. Oh well. *le sigh* WILL Upload more photos later.

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After I put on my bathing suit under my clothes and grabbed a pair of night clothes, (there was no way I was working on a weekend) and left for the hotel. "Reborn...?" I timidly walked into the Penthouse "No, Shamal, I'm working." I overheard Reborn say, he was talking to that same official looking man, he was...

Yay part 33333 Finally getting somewhere sheesh. Hope y'all enjoy, (*cough cough*DamianiskindalikeCruz*Cough cough*) I dun own KHR just the few OC's in here & the plot. Also I will be adding more photos to it eventually so, pleaazzzzzeeeeeh check back. Thanks <3

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I woke up with Reborns arms wrapped around me tightly "Re-" I turned and saw Reborn sleeping peacefully, his shirt was all wrinkly and his hat was off 'He looks so cute...' I thought as I traced his chin with my finger "Ngh..." He frowned "Ciao..." I whispered in a cute manner, the corners of his mouth twitched...

Is it short? I hope not ;w; i will come back edit & add stuff later. Anyways, enjoy part 2, I don't own KHR, just the few OC's and the plot. :3 (Sorry I lack in photos ;;3;;)

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"Ciao mia bella~" my hairstylist, Antonio greeted Mireio and I as we came in "Ciao, Antonio" I said smiling "You called...?" He gasped dramatically "Mia bella! You are in neeeedddd of a trim! Come come! I make you molto molto bella!" He dragged me away to the sinks to wash my hair. After about 2 hours of him adding highlights, then cutting, then removing tin, then trimming, then him asking about my life,...

Hi, well I guess this is a okay fic...? Idk, -.-" what do you guys think? ;u;? I made Mireio smiliar to my Sissy Sinna, just Mireio is a Lot more hyper than Sinna. If you see a mispelling or anything, please tell me so I can fix it ^^'. I dont own Katekyo Hitman Reborn! nust the few OC's I have in here & the plot. Hope y'all like. Enjoy my stupid Fanfiction ;u;

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I am a businesswoman, I deal with the Mafia and normal humans. I own several businesses...And I deal with....Non-Human 'things', you know, magical trafficking, disrespectful Mages, ect. My name is Photine Lombardi,...

**WARNING** several questions, TRUE stories, raging, funny moments, intense agitating complaining and drama is in this article. If you are a Hater. GTFO my club's, my page, my articles, my photos, my wall, MY EVERYTHING. You need to FOCUS haters. If you are one of my Amigos, my BFFs, my friends who are like my 2nd family (♥♥♥I love you guies) feel free to ask questions about this article (in comment's ↓), fanning would be awesome and stuff. Ill only be answering ONCE. :3 enjoy my long article my Friends

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I think at some time in my life, I ticked...

It was a hot summer day, the children and I went off to the beach to play, Kardia, Degel, Antonio, my brothers Gilbert, Allen and Ludwig joined us on our outing, along with Lenalee and a few others, which that made it turn into a party. Once we arrived, and set up everything, the children started playing, swimming and exploring as children do, Lenalee and Ludwig  stayed in the shade, where I was, and watched them play, Antonio, Gilbert, Kardia, Allen and Degel, where off on their own exploring my private island, after a hour or so, Alone ran up to me "Momma, where's  Spain?" He said looking...