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posted by pumpkinqueen

America - Cancer (July 4)

Australia - Aquarius (January 26)

Austria - Scorpio (October 26)

Belarus - Virgo (August 25)

Belgium - Aries (April 19)

Canada - Cancer (July 1)

China - Libra (October 10)

Cuba - Taurus (May 20)

Denmark - Gemini (June 5)

Egypt - Pisces (February 28)

England - Taurus (April 23)

Estonia - Pisces (February 24)

Finland - Sagittarius (December 6)

France - Cancer (July 14)

Germany - Libra (October 3)

Greece - Aries (March 25)

Hong Kong - Cancer (July 1)

Hungary - Gemini (June 8)

Iceland - Gemini (June 17)

Italy - Pisces (March 17)

Japan - Aquarius (February 11)

Latvia - Scorpio (November...

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THE TALENT SHOW~ Hetalia fanfiction :D

posted by momijikun

It was the annual talent show and all the students from Hetalia University were being forced to perform any of their talents in front of the entire school. It was like a competition, because there were judges’ there to give out a first place ribbon to the person who had the best talent. All the classes headed toward the gym and sat down on the bleachers. People were performing in alphabetical order by their “names”. America you’re up” called the judges. “Present yourself to the school and tell us your talent” said the judges. America hoped onto the stage and said “hey doods...

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Hate slogan for 2p Hetaila aka having fun with slogan maker /hate

posted by crossoverfan

The next time you donate your clothes for the third world, 2P England just keep them on.

There is hot-sex, smooth-sex, fast-sex, awesome-sex and for you 2P America there is no-sex.

2P China just shut up.

2P France is truly human garbage.

I am sorry, I cannot help to believe that 2P Italy must be a bad trip

If I had the chance to become 2P Romano , I would rather be myself

2P Germany ,let me tell you that your popularity is more worse than the one of Rebecca Black

I cannot help it, I just hate hate hate hate 2P Japan

If 2P Russia buys a product, the shares go down by 20 percent because nobody wants to have the same thing

Wait, what is this rank smell? Oh it is just 2P Canada.

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List of Hetalia Relationships(CANON ONLY!!!)

posted by SymmaGirl2

Yep! No fanmade stuff here, folks, I'm going to try to list all the relationships in Hetalia! This includes who hates who, who's related to who and how, who has a crush on who, everything that involves two characters interacting! Please remember that I'm ONLY putting in stuff that is true for the original work. I don't care if you think Poland has a crush on Cuba or if you think Canada loves France. If it's not true in the original work, it's not being put here. Please remember that there's a high chance that I'll miss a bunch, so please put a message in the comments if I forgot one or if I...

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posted by fadas

< Hetalia Facts >

The source for these information’s are from:
link

- I (me: Sadaf) just edited some of them. Enjoy~* :-))

1. The opening theme for Hetalia is the theme from ‘2001 A Space Odyssey’.

2. Old Man Fritz was actually a King of Prussia. His rea name was Fredrick ll. He was known as ‘Fredrick the Great’ and named ‘Der Alte Fritz’ which translates to ‘The Old Fritz’. He was the ruler at the time of the Silesian War. He was best known for being an Amazing Military Leader.

3. Sweden is homosexual but only towards Finland.

4. France is bisexual.

5. Arthur Kirkland, also...

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Hetalia: A Racist Anime?

posted by SymmaGirl2

Recently, people have been debating on whether or not Hetalia is offensive and racist. This argument is rumored to have started when word of South Korea not being in the anime started popping up all over the Internet. People started asking why our favorite Korean pervert wasn't going to be shown in the anime, and it was revealed that the South Korean government actually complained that the representation of a South Korean stereotype was racially offensive. Eventually, fans of Im Yong Soo began complaining over the Internet on how it was childish and stupid of the government to complain about...

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Hetalia Musical Reminder

posted by Ryuuto013

I just wanted to remind people about the Hetalia musical.

~ The musical is called "Singing' in the World".

~ Each ticket costs about 7.900 yen and you can start buying tickets on this Sunday.

~ Characters: Axis, Allies and Austria

~ Schedule for performances;
Thursday - 24th of December - 13.00 (1pm) and 19.00 (7pm)

Friday - 25th of December - 19.00 (7pm)

Saturday - 26th of December - 12.00 and 17.00 (5pm)

Sunday - 27th of December - 12.00 and 17.00 (5pm)

Monday - 28th of December - 19.00 (7pm)

Tuesday - 29th of December - 12.00 and 17.00 (5pm)

~ Cast;

Actors as themselves; link

Actors as their characters;...

Omegle Conversation acting as Poland... and sometimes not...

posted by littlenoway

Question to discuss: First one to disconnect hates God.

You: :O
Stranger: Oh, how I wish I was frying up some crabby patties.
Stranger: That's what I really want to do.
Stranger: Just take a dash-of and a sprinkle of love.
You: I wish I could paint my house wicked hipster pink.
You: And own as many ponies as I can.
Stranger: Pink is the color of Pepto-bismol and therefore the color of puke.
You: >:O
Stranger: I eat ponies.
You: >:OOOOOOO
Stranger: They taste good with jalapenos.
You: I have 7 mouths. Wow.
You: I love milkshakes.
Stranger: Mine brings all the boys to the yard.
You: Mine is better than...

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HETALIA! Great Britain vs France

posted by SheWolf11

France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! You call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! YOU DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All you are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has more dick! I have an army of Red Coats! You have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last...

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Hetalia Character Birthdays

posted by Mango21

Hetalia Birthdays:

America - July 4

Australia - January 26

Austria - October 26

Belarus - August 25

Belgium - April 19

Canada - July 1

China - October 10

Cuba - May 20

Denmark - June 5

Egypt - February 28

England - April 23

Estonia - February 24

Finland - December 6

France - July 14

Germany - October 3

Greece - March 25

Hong Kong - July 1

Hungary - June 8

Iceland - June 17

Italy - March 17

Japan - February 11

Latvia - November 18

Liechtenstein - July 12

Lithuania - February 16

Monaco - January 8

Norway - May 17

Poland - July 22

Prussia - January 18

Romano/ S. Italy - March 17

Russia - December 30

Sealand - September 2

Seychelles...

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Hetalia Smileys

posted by darkmintoutau

Smileys are by link
Please feel free to use them on your profile, blog, website, etc..

Italy
(=ヮ=)೨

Germany
(╬≖ิ__≖)

Japan
(ㅍ_ㅍ) o自

America
(☞≧ヮ≦)☞

England
o̿ ̭ o̿

France
ლ(= з = )ლ ~♥

Russia
(^し^)

China
｡◕`ヮ´◕｡

Canada
(who...?) o( 휴ç휴)o

Spain
*(´ヮ`)~*

Romano/ South Italy
(╬..>////<..)ノ

Sweden
≖ิ_≖

Finland
⌒▽⌒

Denmark
(ﾟヮﾟ)中

Norway
ರ_ರ೨

Iceland
ㅎ_ㅎ

Hungary
❀(癶ヮ癶)

Prussia
(≖ヮ≖)

Belgium
✌.|•͡˘‿•͡˘|.✌

Lichtenstein
*((♛‿♛))

Switzerland
ಠ_ಠ)o☞

Belarus
⇎_⇎

Ukraine
ಥ_ಥ

Estonia
Σ щ(°Д°щ)...

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All Possible Hetalia Pairings

posted by T045tToastToAsT

All possible Hetalia Pairings. These are all the hetalia pairings that would make sense in any way (meaning they have history with each other, in the slightest way)

1. France x America
2. France x Austria
3. France x Belarus
4. France x Belgium
5. France x Canada
6.France x China
7. France x Cuba
8. France x Denmark
9. France x Egypt
10. France x England
11. France x Estonia
12. France x Finland
13. France x Germania
14. France x Germany
15. France x Greece
16. France x Hong Kong
17. France x Hungary
18. France x Iceland
19. France x North Italy
20. France x South Italy
21. France x Japan
22. France x Korea
23....

Hetalia Unknown relationships and known relationships with Prussia And unknown facts

posted by alphahetalia

Apparently, he was very religious as a child (most likely due to him having been raised by the order of Teutonic Knights, a highly religious war group). This is exampled when he accidentally gropes Hungary when they were children (not having known that she was a girl during that particular point in time). However, once he discovered that he had grabbed her breasts, after Hungary had left to go fight, he is seen kneeling before an altar, begging God for forgiveness (as he believes that he has committed a sin).
[edit]Relationships

[edit]America
Main article: America
Though there hasn't been much...

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Hatafutte parade Spian [English lyrics]

posted by aly001

In my right hand there's amor!
In my left hand there's a carnation!
Today, it's an abundant cosecha parade!
Towards the enchanting wold Bienvenida!
Take your hands, spin, and that's the earth.
Without forgetting asista, I'm intop form!
Roja and amarillo makes the Rojigualda
Let's all give our thanks to the sun.
Hetalia!
Today, it's an abundant cosecha parade!
Sound your instruments, it's time to march!
If everyone at 'one-two' makes the ensemble,
The one and only song will be complete.
With the flamenco guitar it's me Spain!
"Romano! Look carefully how cool your Boss is!"
The city of art, Barcelona Madrid...

Cleverbot: Hetalia Wars III

posted by LilacRoses

Narrator: The epic saga of Cleverbot: Hetalia Wars continues in this installment.

...

User: Prepare yourself!

Cleverbot: Got any website where we can play it on?

User: We are going to settle this right here!

Cleverbot: Are we? That's great.

User: *throws Canada at you*

Cleverbot: *throws Russian bear at Putin*.

User: *hits with Finland*

Cleverbot: *hits back with a bat*.

User: *hits with Sweden*

Cleverbot: *hits with a double decker bus*.

User: *hits with the Axis Powers*

Cleverbot: *Throws Chuck Norris*.

User: *throws a Nokia*

Cleverbot: *throws a smartphone at you*.

User: *hits with 2ps*

Cleverbot: *eats...

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Hetalia flipnote sayings part 1

posted by Boomerxbubbles

THIS WORK IS NOT MINE!!!! ITS FROM FLIPNOTE HATENA!!! ONLY A FEW OF THEM ARE MINE!! THE ONES WITH 2 STARS ARE MINE!!

THE ONES WITH NONE ARE NOT MINE!!! ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE ORIGINAL CREATOR!!

Latvia*gets hit in the gut with a dogeball*"AHHUAh! My organs!!!"
Russia"EwwwAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!!!Inferior human organs!"
China"...*throws dogeball at russia*AHH My SQUIGLEY SPOOCH*!"
America"Sqigley spooch?Did you here that Iggy*?!?thats no human organ!humans dont have squigley spooches!"
England"I've got a squigly spooch"*

Russia-I could not think of a organ for him to yell out in pain for
America-The original...

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Hetalia smoking crack.... part 3!

posted by RussiaxChina3

China: AW! ARE YOU COMING ONTO ME!?
Russia: NO! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
Japan: EXCUSE ME CHINA! BUT TERR ME WHAT YOU JUST
SAID!!!!
China: SHUT UP ARU!!! DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO GET
LOUD WIT MEH!!! *snaps fingers in Z shape*
Japan: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!! *puts hands on his waist*
China: OH YES I DID!!! WHAT U WANT SOMMA THIS!?
Japan: AW!!! JUST TALK TO THE HAND!!! *shoves hand
in China's face*
China: OH NO YOU DIDN'T JUST GIVE ME THE HAND!!!
Japan: *walks over to England*
England: HELLO JAPAN! WANT A CUPCAKE?
Japan: *eats cupcake* SO HE WAS LIKE *shakes head*
U WANT SOMMA THIS? AND I WAS ALL LIKE...

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Hetalia smoking crack.... part 2!

posted by RussiaxChina3

Greece: *petting cat* what's your name girl?
what's your style?
Turkey: MAN YOU MUST BE UP OUT YO MIND!!!
England: OBJETCION!!!
Japan: OBJETCTION!!!
America: OBJECTION!!!
Hungray: OBJECTION!!!
Lithuania: I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE SCREAMING
ABOUT!!!!
Poland: LIKE YOU SHOULD LIKE...GO AND LIKE SHOW ME
YOUR C**K AND JUNK AGAIN!!! IT'S GROWN BIGGER
SINCE I LAST SAW IT!!!
Lithuania: *dramatic stare* ...HELL...NO...
China: NIHAO JAPAN!!!!
Japan: *runs to China* CHINA!? WHAT THE F**K ARE
YOU DOING HERE B**CH!? I...MUTHER F**KER I TOLD
YOU TO NEVER MUTHER F**KING SHOW YO FACE AROUND
HERE MUTHER F**K!!! MUTHER...

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Hetalia Meme

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

You see, you have to do it in 30 days, but I decided to to it in 1 day because I'm lazy.

1. Your favorite character
The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, but we'll call him Russia for now.
2. Your least favorite character
His crumby little sister
3. Character you’d date
ESTONIA. Or Russia. Or Thailand ._.
4. Character you’d like to go shopping with
Poland, DUH.
5. Character you’d like as your child
...Chibitalia...?
6. Character who would probably be your rival
The same crumby little sister as in #2 and/or NAME OF CHARACTER WITHERLD
7. Character you have most in common with
Korea!
...It kinda sucks....

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Funny Quotes

posted by Firebender-16

"Am I Catholic or Protestant...? God, I don't know..."
-Britain (after having a little too much to drink), Hetalia: Axis Powers

"You don't know me! I'm the United bloody Kingdom and I can held my locker better then you any day!" (Britain)
"Dude, calm down!" (America)
"Shut up! I felt bad about how old frog-face was treating you so I saved your ass. I thought maybe we could be friends and bond over our mutual hatred for France. But uh-uh. You didn't want to be friends with me! You just wanted to tell me what to tell you what to do, and you didn't know what to do anyway! I think that's total bollocks!"...